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Beer Drinkers Prayer

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posted on Jul, 2 2008 @ 03:46 AM
The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,

Good Stuff, is it not?

posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 11:08 PM
ok, i guess that means no one thought this was funny.


Thanks smilies, you always cheer me up.

posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 12:13 AM
I think i'll be saying this to some bartenders in the future.
I tend to say stuff like that when im drunk.

Very funny though.

Did you make this up or find it somewhere else???

posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 12:32 AM
My father used to say it a long time ago, told me he learned it from his dad. Couldnt really say where it comes from, but funny nonetheless.

posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 02:34 AM
reply to post by JesterMan

Recovering Beer Drinkers Prayer

God, grant me the serenity,
To accept the things I can not change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to bury the bodies of those that pissed me off !

posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 03:24 AM
Very nice MisFit!! I like that one. One day when my liver quits i will have to recite that.

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