Spoonerisms

We all know about Dr. Spooner and his 'spoonerisms', now I would like to have some fun by hearing some of your favorite spoonerisms.

Some of mine include.

Shining Wit
Cunning stunt
and an old story of Robin hood going in disguise by he and his mery men changing thier names. Robin Hood was Hobin Rood, Little John went as Jittle Lon and luckily Friar Tuck stayed behind.....

I ask that the mods allow one liners for this since not all are multy linable.

[edit on 30/6/2008 by VIKINGANT]

"My spoon is too big!"

One of my fav spoonerisms is Pig Benis.

Here are some more I like....

She showed me her tool kits.
He's a smart fella.

What is the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath?
One has her soul full of hope....

Hey guys.
I have just seen this thread. The End Of "Post In My Thread" Threads - ALL MEMBERS READ
If it applies here please shut me down. I am just exploring BTS and dont want to push my luck already...