posted on Jun, 26 2008 @ 10:41 PM
In the interests of international co-operation, we really need to blame someone who we can push around and can't fight back. That way we can avoid
pissing off countries that have guns and stuff.
Possible candidates are: Latvia, Chad, Suriname, Vatican City and the states of West Virginia and North Dakota if we need a domestic scapegoat.
Yeah! C'mon Chad, bring it on! I'm sure we can get the Bush administration to find "intel" that Chad, in collusion with the Latvian extremists,
is planning to take on the US Sixth Fleet with reverse engineered alien death rays and anti-gravity powered fighters.
How do we know? They hate barbecues, country music and football and they killed Elvis because they hate freedom.