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posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 11:43 PM
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So In chat we were debating about who is beter ninjas or pirates?

Well lets see what you think.

I think you can tell by my avatar which one I thinks better.
Clearly ninjas are.

1st off ninjas can use any weapon. Can pirates do this no their stuck to raipers and old pistols. And bootlegging dvds.

2ndly Ninjas are acrobatsand can do almost anything. Can pirates do this I think not.

3rd of all who ever said ninjas cant party are wrong. Just because there it isnt documented in the stereotype doesnt mean they cant party clearly if your a ninja you can drink as much as you want.

Well those are just some of the reasons ninjas are better than pirates.
But Im sure if I listed them all it would take up like 10 pgs so I'll leave some to you.

But If you think pirates are better you can list why.(even though its propably a LIE jk)

[edit on 22-6-2008 by 5ealchris]




posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 11:45 PM
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Ninjas would kick pirate butt any day of the week...


besides they have smoke bombs

[edit on 6/22/2008 by eye open doors]



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 11:47 PM
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Hell, i cant disagree with the OP. Although pirates have ships, who has the ability to run across water and wipe out a pirate ship in before the time a pirate says "Shiv..."


Ninjas rule



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 11:49 PM
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OK,
1)pirates own ships and can go where ever they want

2)pirates have cool names, like Long John Silver, I know of no famous Ninjas

3)pirates have treasure

4)pirates being male go away from home for a long time (this is a benifit if you are married to one)

5)pirates party hardy

6)pirates are sexier

7)pirates can be very cuddley..



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 11:58 PM
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Originally posted by Zaimless
OK,
1)pirates own ships and can go where ever they want

2)pirates have cool names, like Long John Silver, I know of no famous Ninjas

3)pirates have treasure

4)pirates being male go away from home for a long time (this is a benifit if you are married to one)

5)pirates party hardy

6)pirates are sexier

7)pirates can be very cuddley..


Well I can debunk that.

1) Ninjas can fly and move silently and can sneak on to ships with out
being noticed so they can go anywhere they want

2) Ninjas have cool japenesse names like to#suko takamatus and soke hatsumi.

3) Ninjas can easily steal treasure from pirates.

4) Ninjas have to go away also to spy and assasinate and stuff like that so they would be gone for awhile

5) Clearly I explained this in my first post.

6) Whats not sexy about a ninja?

7) Since when do either get cuddley.

I stand my ground that ninjas are better than pirates.



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 12:16 AM
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We are stealthy...we move in eternal darkness.....we cannot be traced...to you..we don't even exist. Hail the ninja.



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 02:36 AM
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Captain Jack Sparrow is hott!

Ninja's never get any booty!

I would like to see a Ninja fight while drunk!

*sneaks out thread, ninja style*



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 05:04 AM
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Givenmay...

Just because you cannot see us get booty doesn't mean it is not gotten.

We're just ninja's and we're just sneaky about it.

If a ninja falls in the forest does anyone live to tell about it??



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 07:09 AM
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Originally posted by 5ealchris
2ndly Ninjas are acrobatsand can do almost anything. Can pirates do this I think not.


Then you've never seen THE CRIMSON PIRATE with Burt Lancaster..
He was the 'old-skool' Jackie Chan..

Pirates get to drink rum and say cool things like.. "Harrrrr,me lad" and wear frilly shirts without getting teased.

And where would we all be without 'Long John Silver' software..



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 10:37 AM
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Here's a youtube clip of my favorite Ninja movie.


And yes Ninjas would win in any fight with a pirate!! Shuriken at the ready!!



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 10:57 AM
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I'm sorry but ninja's got the sexy down pat. I never seen a sexy pirate, including Johnny Depp as Capt. Sparrow and I adore that man any other time but he still couldn't make that sexy.




Ninja are hot! Ninja are sleek, ninja are stealth!
I am ninja queen of BTS, chris is my ninja King.... we shall show you all the way



Pirates ain't got NADA on Ninja



[edit on 22-6-2008 by ImJaded]



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by Mad_Hatter
Givenmay...

Just because you cannot see us get booty doesn't mean it is not gotten.

We're just ninja's and we're just sneaky about it.


LMAO...yea, that could be true!
Cant I be (not have) a Pirate Ninja, instead of picking?

*runs out thread the Captain Sparrow way*...hehe!


[edit on 6/22/2008 by Givenmay]



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 01:32 PM
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LMAO...yea, that could be true!
Cant I have a Pirate Ninja, instead of picking?

*runs out thread the Captain Sparrow way*...hehe!


Well You can uncyclopedia.org...
And aperently the only well known ones are aeon flux and vin diesal.



Other than Aeon Flux, the only ever known ninja pirates were: Vin Diesel and Chris the mushroom. Investigators began to be suspicious that Vin was a Ninja Pirate when they looked into how he did his own stunts. Diesel tried to convince the public that he wasn't really a Ninja Pirate by making a p***y movie called The Pacifier, but it was already too late. Some scholars believe that all members of the B-52's were Ninja Pirates but this has never been confirmed as big Bee-Hive hair isn't exactly the best choice for raping and pillaging.




But being a regular ninja is beter . Hehehehe

And who ever said ninjas cant drink check out this dude.





[edit on 22-6-2008 by 5ealchris]



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 06:56 PM
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You know...... there are 5682 ninjas in my avitar.... if you can find one they might have to kill you.



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 07:48 PM
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One of the best ninjas? SOLID SNAKE!!! (hes hiding in the spam)




posted on Jun, 24 2008 @ 01:48 PM
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WIZARDS!!!!!!!!!

Jk.

But personally I think ninjas are better.

They just seem way cooler.


Eternal wonderer



posted on Jun, 24 2008 @ 02:12 PM
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Back when I was playing my psone I really got into Tenchu 2: Birth of the Assassins. I was hooked on them ever scence 2000.



posted on Jun, 24 2008 @ 03:19 PM
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dude i'd have to say that pirates dont get seasick while ninjas probably do

and most likely a ninja would be working for a pirate anyways, ninjas take orders pirates give them.

ninjas are sneaky but pirates are sneaky and dirty theyll blow up a city block just to kill a ninja and last but no least its more fun to be a pirate



posted on Jun, 24 2008 @ 10:25 PM
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Pirates, obviously.

Pirates have been in business on many of the seas for a thousand years, right up to the present day. Ninjas were a few decades in Japan. How many ninjas working today? well, indonesia and the horn of africa are full of pirates right now. The UN is arguing about what to do about them.

Is the UN begging the marines to go in and wipe out islands full of guys in black pajamas?


It's because ninjas have no understanding of economics. They don't know when to give, and their suicidal, which is bad for business. Pirates run their operation at a profit.


So . . . . when is "talk like a Ninja" day?

.



posted on Jun, 24 2008 @ 10:37 PM
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Pirate-Ninjas all the way

I fight (well try to fight,lol) like a Ninja, but drink like a pirate (which is a pre-requisite of living in tropical australia)

And as ask a ninja on youtube said


If you dont know who Keira Knightley is, she's just a more manlier version of Orlando Bloom



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