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The Official BTS Mini-Rant Thread.

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posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 12:14 AM
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Did you get that in an email? A friend recently sent something similar to me and it was entitled, 'Friends don't let friends live in Jersey.' Then it had a bunch of photos like the above followed by commentaries. It was hysterical.




posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 12:21 AM
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Originally posted by AshleyD



Did you get that in an email? A friend recently sent something similar to me and it was entitled, 'Friends don't let friends live in Jersey.' Then it had a bunch of photos like the above followed by commentaries. It was hysterical.


i always see these pics around the net but i dont need my email to see them since i live in philly and see these people all the time up front lol. they all wear that ridiculous spray-on tan stuff and spike the hair up like sonic the friggin hedgehog and talk like they're from the sopranos



posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 12:24 AM
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Yes, I saw your location and that is where my friend who sent me the email is originally from but she now lives in Texas. Funny stuff.

Oh, and my sympathies go out to you. That must be quite a sight to see in person!



posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 09:32 PM
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Rant:

Being a man when it's time to install a new toilet.

I simply HATE PLUMBING !!

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for post-toilet install shower #3.

Misfit



posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 10:33 PM
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[engage mini-rant]

Hot humid weather!
No shade!
Outdoors all day!
Sunburned Nose!
Cig rolling machine that decides that it's gonna screw up!
My own weakness at times when it comes towards my losing some weight!
Dead chat!
Entering another chat and no one is saying anything!
Seeing someone who I wanted to talk to in said chat decide to leave while I'm hitting the restroom and I haven't had a chance to say hello!
Deciding to grill some brats and igniting my arm hairs in the process!! (Yes, I have hairy arms)
Deodorant roll-ons that decide to run dry in the midst of using!
My own brain deciding to betray me by flipping from thing to thing and not settling down!
Artillery simulators at work!
Ringing ears after said Artillery Simulators at work!
3 Simulators within 3 minutes!
Fumble fingered typing that required more keystrokes to correct a word than it would have taken if I had typed it correctly the first time!
Headaches!
Medication kicking in when I need myself at my clearest thinking when I peruse my favorite site! (ATS)
Hearing music piped from outside speakers on a military installation that should in theory be precisely synchronized instead being about a half second out of sync with each other! On the same piece of music!!

[/mini-rant]



posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 10:55 PM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
Mini Rant: Insomnia.

:bnghd:

That's all.

Same here

Ughh I have'nt been able to sleep in 2 days and its really getting to my head:bnghd:.

Ever since I've had my run_in with the law and got caught with s
that wasnt even mine.
(you can read about it here www.belowtopsecret.com...)

The only way I've been able to get to sleep is with alchol:w:.
Well pass out.
And now my friend stole my liquor so I cant do that any more.
And I dont like sleeping pills so I guess Im just stuck without any sleep.

Though its propably best that I try to stop using alchol cause i dont wanna be an alcholic like so many others in my family when Im only 22.

So yet another minirant.

A little off topic here but I just realized that if you look at the moon in my avi it looks like a smiliy face.


[edit on 20-7-2008 by 5ealchris]



posted on Jul, 20 2008 @ 11:02 PM
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I hate panhandlers

If they can stand there all day with there hands out
why can they find a freekin job

i mean you can even swing a cat without someone offering to pay you to do in this town ARRRGGHH !!!!



posted on Jul, 21 2008 @ 04:16 AM
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This was my unexpected morning after my son woke up and ate breakfast, and when my mother comes into the kitchen.

Mom: "I see ants"
Son: "Where?"
Mom: "In here"
Son: "I gotta get the ants! Where's my daddy?"
Me: "On the way home"
Mom: Looking at son, getting food for breakfast. Sees a few more ants.
Me: Starts taking things out of the cupboard, shakes ants off into sink and down the drain.
Son: "I gotta get the ants!" Sticks head into cupboard.
Me: "Don't stick your head in there cause ants are gonna get all into your hair"
Son: Takes head out of cupboard...runs around in circles flinging his hair.
Mom: "What are you getting so excited for?"
Son: runs to get his flashlight and says, "Ah, they're coming from the tissue"
Me: Hears husband coming home. Walks to desk...sits in front of computer with head on table. Hears husband coming through the door.
Son: "Daddy's home!"
Me: "Great!"
Son: "Daddy! We got ants!"
Me: "Here we go"
Mom: Goes to room and closes the door.
Husband: Walks to kitchen, sees everything on the stove and says, "I leave for one hour and all this happens?"
Me: "Uh..."
Son: "Daddy? The ants are going for the tissue?"
Husband: "Ants don't eat toilet paper...they gotta be coming for something else. !@#$%^& there's ants all over the floor. I see them!" repeats: "I leave for one hour and all this happens?"
Me: "I tried to contain them, but the boy kept getting in the way saying he needed to get the ants, and ma was somewhat in the way too..."
Husband: "But your the adult...you could of just told him to go sit down and told her go to her room because you have to clean up the ants!"
Me: "I tried to but..."
Husband: "You should of put a perimeter of spray around the floor up to the edges and around the toilet paper"
Me: stares into space...listens to husband say, "why didn't you do this...why didn't you do that"
Husband: "There's ants on the stove now. Look! You didn't even check to see if they were off everything."
Me: "But you just put the paper plates on the stove...that's why I kept them in the cupboard because there were ants on them...now you just put them on the stove."
Husband: !@#$%^&*
Husband: grabs spray...proceeds to show me how to set perimeter.
Mom: Opens bedroom door, peeks out head and says, "Is it safe for me to wash my clothes?"
Husband: "uh, not yet"
Mom: puts head back in and closes bedroom door
Husband: says to son, "Get a white towel and set it on the floor."
Son: runs to room, comes back out and says, "Mommy, I can't reach the towel"
Me: breaths in through nose out through mouth...wax on wax off..."Yes, I'll be right there."
Husband: says to son, "get the toilet paper and start placing it on the towel...make sure to take the wrappers off...no...no...like this."
Husband: clears stoves...places everything on the floor, couch, stands...then starts stacking toilet paper near stovetop.
Me: Sits back on couch...fads in and out..."I've got so much to do already!"
Son: "Good gravy! That's a lot of toilet paper"
Me: watches husband then pull out refrigerator, start spraying the back and all around..."see, you gotta get it all over"

conclusion to story: We end up cleaning the whole dining/family room, kitchen, vacuum the floor, go to the hardware store buy new shelves and containers, clean up and make sure nothing is on the floor. And all over little bitty ants. Well, at least the house got cleaned.




posted on Jul, 21 2008 @ 12:57 PM
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Mini-Rant: Waking up in the morning then realizing you are out of coffee.

Chain Reaction Mini-Rant: Getting a caffeine headache due to missing your morning coffee fix.

Chain Reaction Mini-Rant: Realizing you are also out of Advil once you get a caffeine headache.

Chain Reaction Mini-Rant: Then realizing you cannot go to the store to stock up on needed supplies because your spouse accidentally took of with your car keys in his pocket... again.






posted on Jul, 21 2008 @ 01:00 PM
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Waking up to no coffee? AshleyD that's not mini-rant ......... that's catastrophe!! !!!



posted on Jul, 21 2008 @ 01:04 PM
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I agree! Such a thing deserves its own chapter in the Book of Revelation!

What was I thinking?



posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 03:12 PM
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Oh THIS is a good one ..............

FINALLY being able to get the needed toys for my telescope delivered today, after a couple years of waiting, only to find out that there are no clear skies for the NEXT 5 DAYS !!!!!

GGGGGRRRRRRR !!!!

If that wasn't bad enoug ......... I paid extra for two day express shipping. ugh.



posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 11:00 AM
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It's been awhile since I've visited this thread.

Mini rant: Kids are still out of school for the summer. Insanity!

Rush


Misfit: I am hoping for clear skies for you tonight.



posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 06:39 PM
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Well when you take the time to add all the mods as your foes.

Then SOME MODS decided that it would be fun to add me as a friend.

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG


And people wonder why i dont like mods.



posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 06:45 PM
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Originally posted by 5ealchris
Well when you take the time to add all the mods as your foes.

Then SOME MODS decided that it would be fun to add me as a friend.


Awesome! Thanks for the heads up. I'll be keeping an eye on your list of members who added you as a friend, then I shall foe those staff members you befriend you for foeing them, have them add me as a friend, then delete them from my foes list, and will thusly look uber popular and adored by the mods.

It's devious enough to work, I tell you.






[edit on 7/24/2008 by AshleyD]



posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 08:18 PM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
I'll be keeping an eye on your list of members who added you as a friend, foe those staff members you befriend you for foeing them, then I shall foe them, have them add me as a friend, then delete them from my foes list, and will thusly look uber popular and adored by the mods.


Am I the only one that got dizzy from that?




posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 08:23 PM
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I think that I understood it .... about halfway then she lost me. I've had less confusion in my skull studying Quantum Physics.



posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 08:23 PM
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It reminds me of the part in Finding Nemo when the fish are planning to escape from the aquarium.

First we will let the tank get filthy, then the dentist will have to clean it. He'll put us in plastic bags, we'll roll out the window, go down the building, roll across the street, and into the harbor... It's fool proof!




[edit on 7/23/2008 by AshleyD]



posted on Jul, 30 2008 @ 11:44 PM
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AAHHHHHHHH

First, today I get my 30 gb Ipod stolen.:bnghd:
:bnghd:


Then I get banned from the temp chat because I say 1 swear word off the top of my head.


I wasnt even insulting anybody

all I said was "who the f*** is that"

And boom my ip address is banned from the temp chat room.

GRAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAGGGGGGAAAG



posted on Aug, 1 2008 @ 10:49 PM
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RANT (UK only)
People that walk up to pedestrian crossing and press the button to cross before looking at the traffic to see if its clear, OPEN YOUR EYES, STOP WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR ASS!! And then they look up and its safe to walk so they do and then the cars have to sit and wait for the green man to go out because some thick idiot cannot look left and right!!!!
RANT OVER




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