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Salmonella........ And Stuff

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posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 03:46 PM
So I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin' and stuff. So I says to myself, Self? I think I'm like kinda hungry and stuff. Yep. I can here my belly growlin' and stuff, so I must be hungry.
So I get on my fancy Schwinn Bicycle, put on my helmet, and my really cool goggles and start pedalin' like really fast and stuff to the Burger joint.
Yep. Like I can taste that tasty burger already. Yeah! Like I'm pedalin' really fast and stuff. My handle bar tassels are flyin' straight out and stuff. Every time I pass people I ring my extra fancy jingle bell. I bet those people are so surprised!
So I get to the Burger joint and lock my fancy Schwinn bicycle to the bike rack, and go in.
Yeah! There's no one in line!

"I want a tasty cheese burger and stuff."

"Anything else Sir?"

"Nope just one of those tasty burgers."

Man! My belly is really growlin' and stuff! I can't wait to eat that tasty burger!

"Here you go sir."

So like I sit down and pull that tasty burger out. Mmmmmmmmmm tasty burger.
WAIT! There's somethin' wrong. Like there's no tomato on that tasty burger!

"Hey! Like you forgot the tomato on this tasty burger and stuff."

"We aren't allowed to serve tomato's sir."


"We aren't allowed to serve tomato's"

You got to be kiddin' me.

"Why not and stuff?"


"Who? I don't know who they are? I want some tomato for this tasty burger"

I bet this kid won't give me any tomato 'cause like he know's I'd be throwin' it at him and stuff.

"Salmonella. You know the disease?"

"Huh? What? Disease? I just want a tomato and stuff."

"Tomato's are giving people Salmonella. People are dying sir. So we don't serve tomato's."

"Then why is it called something stupid like Salmonella. I think a much better name would be like 'tomato-AIDS', or like 'radioactive death tomato disease' and stuff."

So like he just stands there starin' at me and stuff. I bet he's wishin' that he could do such good thinkin' and stuff.

"I don't want no stinkin' tomato anyway."

"Have a good day sir."

So I go back to the table, and start eatin' my tasty burger. And I do some thinkin'....

Tomatoes think they're so cool. Growin' on vines, turnin' red, turnin' into ketchup and stuff. And like because a slice of those tomato's are the very tip- top thing on a tasy burger they think they're so superior.
I hate tomato's

posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 04:49 PM
Yet another one for the Lombozo file. (chuckle)

posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 06:35 PM
I just totally edit the complete post for being a moron and not seeing that it was the joke - pun - prank section.

Bang your head Brei. Again... No, again. Thats better!


[edit on 19-6-2008 by Breifne]

[edit on 19-6-2008 by Breifne]

posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 08:47 PM
more lombozo gold
always a great read my friend

posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 09:50 PM
Of course the question is...
Why don't SALMON get salmonella?
Why isn't it CHICKENELLA?

Like why was your Hamburger made outta beef, not ham...???

Gotta love the dumbest language on the planet.


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