The people of Mexico have enlisted Navy Seal Specialist, Lt. Col. Chalupa the Poopa, for Operation Loud Bark, to keep watch over the country during
siesta, by barking really, really loudly at the first sign of someone illegally crossing the border from the USA. So far the Lt. Col. has remained
silent, vigilant, and well amused with a ball he found while on duty.
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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
This new custom is gonna kill at Lopez's custom party.
[edit on 19-6-2008 by DuneKnight]
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"When Mexican jumping beans get serious."
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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
Finally, in order to successfully infiltrate enemy territory, we have disguised our new navy seal recruits as dogs.
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Charlie Sheen has nothing on me!
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Mexico ramps up it's arms production and service recruitment amidst continued saber-rattling from the United States regarding immigration policies.
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All right you schmucks at ATS, I am gonna find out where all those darned UFOs be hidin'! InThaWatah!
[edit on 6/19/2008 by 2believeor0]
[edit on 6/19/2008 by 2believeor0]
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"I'm the dog, the big bad dog.........Undersea HUNTER!"
-edit to correct my poor grammar.
[edit on 19-6-2008 by TheOmen]
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"I come in peace, as a representative of the "Burrito" Supreme Beings."
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The recruiter said "Join the Navy, see the World". He never said anything about this?
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We're here for your women!
[edit on 6/19/2008 by Blaine91555]
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I thought the recruiter said we were going to eat Seal's not be Seal's!
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"Watch where you put that muzzle!!!!" 
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Unlike the USA, mexico has found creative ways to address their military's recruiting shortage!
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Always read carefully a contract before signing it!
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Scuba chihuahua: Mexico's answer to "Friggin' sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads"
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'Look, its just my day job... On the weekends I'm a stripper called Mandy at the local 711'
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Black Ops Program: 35.5 Billion Dollars
Years in Training: 7 Dog Years
Puppies lost: 4 Puppies
Finding Out a Dogs Sense of Smell Doesn't Work Under Water: Priceless.
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