WOOF!

Why did great great uncle snoop bury it on the beach did he not know about the ice caps melting

"Ok, when they leave to go grocery shopping soon, I'll get my mini suitcase, pack up all these absolutely ridiculous outfits that I'm forced to wear during family holidays...and swim across the infinity pool, over the ledge, and find someone to sell this crap for me on Ebay. It will be a new beginning."

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I feel so sad that I can only give you one star today.

Luckily, there is always tomorrow.

At least nobody asked me to balance a beach ball on my nose.

Laugh it up, esse...by de way, I left a leetle "geeft" in jour fleepers.


[edit on 22-6-2008 by ezziboo]

Which way to the Rio Grande?

The elite Mexican Seals need you… please! Do you have what it takes? We only accept the best of the best; The toughest, the meanest, the most athletic, the smartest, and the most confident. “Yo, could some body help me here, I got wedgy.”





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"Why cant i say no? Did i have to volunteer to be the first Mexicano submarine?" Ay ay ay!!!!!

"Yo quiero diving bell!"

here's mine ^_^ :

"United States Outsources Navy Seals"

Spoken in your best Jacque Cousteau voice...

"Zee ellusive de catfish she no match for me, Peppy Cousteau"

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ha ha ha roflmao


You have my vote!!!

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How about...

"EYE YI YI! I knew I shouldn't have had those tacos before putting on this wet suit."


Or...


"Hey holmes, how am I supposed to DROP THE CHALUPA in this thing?"


Extreamly over the top....

"and they called us wetbacks before..."

I don't have time to see if anyone else thought of:


DIVE FOR THE BORDER

The Mexican Navy, due to a clerical error, did not realize that the orders actually said to "acquire drug sniffing dogs for use on the water".


[edit on 24-6-2008 by sir_chancealot]

It looks like you have a little bit of "denying ignorance" that you have to do yourself. Please view my response to this thread: www.abovetopsecret.com...

And I don't care WHO you are... a Chihuahua in a scuba diving outfit is STILL funny!

"Infiltrate, poop behind the furniture, extract - they'll never know what hit em!"

Excuse me senior, I not mean to cross jour border, I am jus looking for my son Nemo

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