CAPTION CONTEST #5 – 1ST "Knights" 2ND "sos37" 3RD "Rockpuck" MOD "Crakeur"

reply to post by Dave Rabbit


Ze Goggles, ze do not verk!

America disappointed with quality of navy seal recruits!

"...and they recruited me without training. They said 'if you can survive Paris Hilton, consider yourself ready to take on the world!' ""

even Paris's DOG is good for something...

For the first time ever a chiowowa with a bite as strong and loud as his bark

These savage animals will pick you apart peice by piece**
(over a 24-48 hr time period)**

***Insert in suit with caution, background noise or smells may agitate solider***
Joe

Today the Mexican Government announced their new stealth weapon to fight the rising OVNI and Chupacabra problem. Additional weapons and tactics to aid the Mexican Seal will include: 4 ft submarines capable of launching pinatas to a range of 50 miles as well as assisting mexican citizens cross the Rio Grande.

-Kdial1

¿hey, dónde es mi repulsivo de tiburón?

[edit on (6/21/0808 by 2hedgehogsonalog]

reply to post by mOOmOO


omigod! i was so gonna use that one, but then came up with something not simpsons related...for once

The tips be dam*ed, I hate it when they order Taco Bell delivery in the islands.

Some are more prepared than most for the antics of HAARP

(Hope I haven't plagiarised anyone - I haven't read all the entries)

A submarine? Yeah, let's get take my breakfast!

[edit on 21-6-2008 by ufopunx]

reply to post by Dave Rabbit


mexican navy u-boat "woof" pack captain

...so they said, "I see you as an 'Underwater Ninja'." And I was like, "Okay"!

reply to post by ufopunx


Step aside Flipper, I am the world's best Mexico Seal I go to great depths and thru giant waves where no Chihuahua has gone before with courage saving other lovely Chihuaritas that are in distress.

Rik Riley

"It could be worse. I could be a Korean dog"

that paper boy has a really bad throwing arm. Well, better go get it...



Roswell.

OK PARIS, NO HANDBAG TODAY I GOT ALL YOU NEED, IM BEGGING YOU JUST LET ME WALK! AND BY THE WAY IF I SEE HIM I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THE MAN THAT SHOT MY PAW.

ankle biting ninjas... They're everywhere... =(

[edit on 22-6-2008 by ElectricUncleSam]

reply to post by Dave Rabbit


I just HATE it when the Tijuana Trots hit after I'm all suited up. The laundry woman's not too pleased either.

reply to post by Dave Rabbit


Sure it's a ridiculous get-up. But it's a lot less ridiculous than being a Korean's lunch. This gig is life-saving--mine!