"Oh, I'm gonna give a whole new meaning to 'sea mines'..."

The 'Old Sea Dogs' sure ain't what they used to be.

I'll never make fun of a chihuahua in a sweater again

um, hello? how am I going to hump your leg in this get up?

"Why did I answer that classified ad looking for a Plumber's Assistant"

Capitan, El Morte has the overwatch...gringos in the open....preparing....to fire..hold up....where's my weapon? Ayayaaah!

Now i'm a man in uniform i'm sure gonna get some bitches!

Time to bring old painless outta da bag!

Let's see you laugh at me now, you steenking German Sherpards.....

If PETA could only see me now they would be so proud!

[edit on 19-6-2008 by bamaoutlaw]

Did he really just say Dog paddle?

'SHOOT, I forgot my DOG Tags!!'




My entry is...

SHOOT, I forgot my DOG Tags!!

All the best,

NeoN HaZe

[edit on 19-6-2008 by Neon Haze]

Taco Bell recently created a new mascot for their under sea fast food chains.... this is what they came up with

'Mexican Marines: So tough they'll eat dog food and ask for extras!'

Jacques Cousteau's dream finally realized; crotchless SCUBA suits for dogs.

Peace

YO QUIERO....TU!

por de focas de Mexico!




(I want YOU for the Mexican Seals!)

[edit on 6/19/08 by FibroKat]

"Don't mess with me i'll get my pedigree chums on ya!"

" I get my gear at The Shar-pei Image !!"

Does this outfit make me look fat to the bitches?