CAPTION CONTEST #5 – 1ST "Knights" 2ND "sos37" 3RD "Rockpuck" MOD "Crakeur"

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Here to protect Mexico from its Number One Rival, Poverty.

Chihuahua Gets GED, and Obtains One of the Most Prestigious Positions in the Mexican Navy.


[edit on 20-6-2008 by o22a6ar]

"The Prostate is WHERE?", said the highly equipped Mexican Gerbil!

OK!Who Brought The Dog?

"Cuba may have Fidel... but we have Fido", remarked the Senior Mexican Official.

''Because the ladies love Milk Tray - doggy style''

A bitch, a bitch my scuba-gear for a bitch...

''According to our top inside operative, John Lear, we can enter the States through a secret underground submarine cavern which leads up to Nevada, where I will take that bone out of the General's dead hand if I have to do it myself. This is what we have trained for men. Now, let Operation 'Pussy Galore' commence''

“Don’t you dare ask where I have to fire the torpedo from.”

[edit on 20-6-2008 by smartie]

"Yo Quiero... WHAT NOW BITCH?... Gimme the DAMN TACO BELL!"


*mods if you must edit do so... but make it ats friendly, pwease don't dewete it!*

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*sorry i had to build on this one!*

Yeah babbee... you see that flap? thats my "Torpedo Bay"...

Hey, STOP, and shave me so the water doesn't get through my goggles!!!!

If 007 says there's Octopussy, then I'm on the dammed mission!

Sir, I know we need soldiers...but I don't think I can handle Iraq just yet.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION REACHES NEW EXTREMES

A confused Paris Hilton prepares her dog for a visit to Atlanta

"Horatio looked out across the sea before boarding his vessel for what might be the last time. How calm the ocean looked, little to belie the murderous war beneath the waves that raged even now. Anna's kiss had been cold and moody this morning, she didn't want him going on another mission, not like the last. Didn't she understand that he was doing this for something greater? He was doing this for her and Luis, he was doing this for... Mexico!"

How do I pee?

[size=-2]This isn't a one liner...[/size]

Sé que el NWO era desesperada para los soldados, pero me?


Translation:

I know the NWO is despearate for soldiers, but me?

"First they throw my toy into the sea, then they tell me to go and get it. I hate those humans!"



Roswell.