Well Shamu, I'm afraid you have cervical cancer

When you're looking to us for help, it's already too late.

If my underwater calculations are right... A liter of compressed oxygen breathed in = (50) liters of distressed flatulence breathed out... a perfect Mexican 1 to 1 ratio!

miniature air tank $1000
small handbag sized dog $750
custom made dive suit $320
dog training $2,700

watching your opposition laugh them selfs to death :

PRICELESS

"When we said we wanted DOGS OF WAR, we didn't mean it literally. At least we'll scare the Iranians."

[edit on 19-6-2008 by tankthinker]

[edit on 19-6-2008 by tankthinker]

These are my esstretchy pants.

Flippers, 800 pesos
Wet Suit, 1000 pesos
Tank full of dog-ass scented O2...

priceless


edit to add pic

[edit on 6/19/2008 by Sunsetspawn]

"He, He, He....Scooba, Scooba, Doooo!"



[edit on 19/6/2008 by nerbot]

"Yeah well..." *cocks submachine gun* "I also cook....fajitas"

For all the Steven Seagal fans out there

Call 1800-unclog-your-bog, for all those hard to reach places.

Mexico has a Navy? Really?

New Eminem movie:
"Slim Shady Will Know Better Than To Stand Up On A Mexican Tour Bus"

"Lou Dobb's worst nightmare"

"I love playing "fetch" at the beach!"

This is what I get for humping el presidente's leg

"I wasn't going to do it but they promised me a lifetime supply of tacos."

"Don't Fart... Don't Fart... If you Fart your going to look like a friggin water balloon... Don't Fart... Don't Fart!!!"

A Chief Petty Woofer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an just some stray mutt.