A Chief Petty Woofer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he
should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is
an just some stray mutt.
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