Bush and McCain Responsible for Midwest Flooding
By now, i assume you've all heard about the floods that are devistating the midwest right now. Indiana, Illinois, and Iowa are all caught in the
Deluge that many attribute to failing levies and the mighty Mississippi River. ( Source
Most call this a natural disaster, but a few see it otherwise.....
To see why, we must take a trip back in time.
August 29, 2005
Republican POTUS George W. Bush is winding down yet another one his vacations. This time he's at his Ranch, taking off a much needed
But don't expect him to end his vacation for just anything!
Enter, Stage left: Hurricane Katrina.
Exit, Stage Right: President Bush.
Katrina happened while Bush was on vacation. ( source
While nobody can be sure why the POTUS would want to ravage an entire town with the onslaught of flood waters, its undeniable that Mr. Bush was solely
responsible. We get this from numerous testimonies of widely-recognized, and credible sources like:
Former VICE President of the United States Al Gore
Even the very famous rapper who almost made the final cut for the bible, Kayne
tells us why Bush is to blame for the deluge in New Orleans.
And McCain's role? We'll get to that shortly, but keep in mind -- even
blamed George W. Bush for
So whats the tie-in?
Well - its simple.
A few rumors were thrown to the wind when Native Americans paid a visit to the white house a while ago. The rumors were that the Native American
chiefs were requested by Bush in order to teach the POTUS how to perform a proper ceremony for the fabled Rain Dance.
Picture of N.Americans arriving
Bush's prior attempts of biblical portioned rains were, up until recently, twarted by the ever strengthening Global Warming phenomenon.
Bush chose to hide his dealings with unknowing native americans by asking them to give him An
which would throw off his future skeptics.
We all know how Katrina Unfolded, and we saw how McCain chose to blame President Bush for its terrorizing disaster.
Insert modern days.
President Bush decides to go on a PityParty Tour
that the radical media is
calling a "farewell tour", which, once again, so happens to coincide with another "natural disaster". Only this time?
THE Great flood of the midwest
Insert John McCain
Despite McCains seemingly endless critisims of president Bush in years past, one must ponder if it was merely a facade of trickery and deceit, when
you read such stories as President Bush shaking the hand of John McCain and giving him His Endorsement
... which McCain humbly accepted.
As if one Jedi Master passing his powers to a Padawan, McCain is no where to be found in the floods of the midwest.
Though his adversary and partner is nothing, Barack Obama, can be seen helping out his own region by volunteering time from his already pressed
schedule to help the citizens
of the midwest combat the rising flood
Sure, McCain Offers his condolences
form his comfy leather chair in Arlington, VA.
There's a little known tactic that teaches business owners how to avoid the blame
in the event
of a crisis or a natural disaster. Seems as though Mr. McCain may be hiding something here.
Some people in my social life have told me they heard through the grapevine that senator McCain has promised land back to the American Indians, in
exchange for knowledge of this - now infamous - proper traditional rain dance.
Though it may sound odd, historical changes of opinion from the Native Americans
add fuel to the fire that speculates there may be some credibility to this accusation.
With the president out of the country
and the midwest wiped clean by *cough* natural flooding *cough*
perhaps some of the land stolen from the tribes of 200 years ago, could be rightfully returned?
Could this be a conspiracy of the republican party to sway Native American votes, which are primarily democratic, into republican votes, in such a
heated and historical 2008 presidential election?
I've laid the facts out before you
you be the judge.
 I changed the name of the thread. More fitting this way.
[edit on 18-6-2008 by Andrew E. Wiggin]
[edit on 18-6-2008 by Andrew E. Wiggin]