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Dinged By A G-String?

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posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 12:25 PM
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Dinged By A G-String?


www.thesmokinggun.com

Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit.
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[edit on 18-6-2008 by MrMysticism]




posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 12:25 PM
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It appears that no one wants to be accountable for thier own actions anymore.

The hot coffee from McDonalds, that's when it all started.

www.thesmokinggun.com
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posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 02:52 PM
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ok ok ok EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!


DUDE! 57 no thong no no no no no

No lawsuit for you either. Karma was directing a not so subtle hint your direction YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE WEARING A THONG!



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 03:04 PM
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That's hot! Would be even hotter if she was trying to put a size 2 thong on a XXXL toosh. Yep stretching the thong fabric to degrees that quantum physics thought impossible. Oh yeah! Now add to the visual that the vast amounts of cellulite make the entire toosh look as though it were encased in pasty white orange peel. Oh yeah baby.............. now that's hot.

Back on topic. Another frivolous lawsuit which should be bounced out of court. It really has gotten out of control as of late. Ridiculous.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 03:45 PM
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Ok, in quickly going through my daily searches as I have for the past six years I was so busy that I didn't even think about the age visual. I've seen some hottie mature women walking around, but I think the odds are this one is not well shaped to be wanting to show her butt in tight pants because she is suing for a ridiculous reason.


Originally posted by lombozo
Yep stretching the thong fabric to degrees that quantum physics thought impossible. Oh yeah!


Both of your remarks are simply hilarious!



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posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 03:50 PM
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Shouldn't the projectile be heading away from the body horizontally? How did her eye get in front of the projectile?

One word lady,,,,,


Bloomers



posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 11:54 AM
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Well Dayum!
Whatever turns your crank honey.

Is there such a thing as an "Age Appropriate" thong?
Should I be shopping at the same lingerie store as my teen daughter?

Not sure of her size or weight, but who knows..maybe shes a hot granny that gets all the boys at the bingo hall to buy stuff for her. Hey I say milk it as long as you can baby..


As for a lawsuit..this will be laughed right outta the courtroom I'm sure.

Kellter, to reply to your question...
Out of the 360 different degrees of direction..why does a grapefruit always squirt you in the eye?



posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 02:46 PM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
As for a lawsuit..this will be laughed right outta the courtroom I'm sure.


Yes sir 'ee! Billy Bob Joe Smith!

Oh...

Wait...

Yes mam 'ee Marie Joe Smith!



posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 06:55 PM
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Thank you for the belly laugh AD! And you are so right!

I needed that!



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