The Day The Elohim Fell In My Hands, page 2
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reply posted on 21-6-2008 @ 07:07 PM by MrPenny
Originally posted by angelofelohim
Real but Crazy... sometimes it's hard to know how to act or what to do in these situations, as you can imagine.


I can help you with that....

Don't listen to TheComte....he doesn't have a clue.....

First, you need a 1 gal bottle of cooking oil....not canola, that stuff is useless in this situation....make sure it's vegetable oil.

Second, put your pants on backwards, and upside down.

Now take the bottle of oil and place it at the northeast corner of your property....then forget it's there.

Finally, go find a hunchback woman named Marge. Hurl a slew of filthy insults at her. That won't do anything for the elohim....but she's my mother-in-law and any chance I get......

Okay, really finally.....

Remember that bottle of oil? Hah, gotcha', told you to forget it. If you want my help you need to follow directions.

Okay, now that I've remembered the final step....you must make a very large tea from the local Waffle House dishrag; not just any dishrag...the one Jeffrey uses. Remember Jeffrey? Has that sinus problem?. Very large...you may want to look into a large drum.....possibly from the local chemical supply company.

Once the tea is ready....you'll know when it's ready, trust me.....very gently lower the video camera into the tea and allow it to sink to the bottom of the drum. IMPORTANT PART HERE.........

Leave the video camera in the drum!!!!!

Problem solved.

[edit on 21-6-2008 by MrPenny]

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