reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
your sense of humor is refreshing...
is it Prince William?
Bill Gates...? ... he he
you want to see some religious babbling humor.. look at this
Recently I’ve been introduced to an operating system known as Linux.
Lured by its low cost, I replaced Windows 98 on my computer with Linux. Unfortunately the more I use it the more I fear that this “Linux” may
be an insidious way for the Dark One to again a stronger foothold here on Earth. I know this may be a shocking claim, but I have evidence to back it
To begin with, Linux is based off of an older, obsolete OS called “BSD Unix”. The
child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork. This OS —
and its Linux offspring — extensively use what are unsettingly called “daemons” (which is how Pagans write “demon” — they are
notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user’s notice. If you
are using a computer running Linux then you probably have these “demons” on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want!
Furthermore in order to start or stop these “demons” a user must execute a command called “finger”. By “fingering” a
“demon” one excercises an unholy power, much the same way that the Lord of Flies controls his black minions.
Linux contains another Satanic holdover from the “BSD Unix” OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much
like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: “chmod 666″. What other horrors lurk in this thing?
Consider some of these other Linux commands: “sleep”, “mount”, “unzip”, “strip” and “touch”.
All highly suggestive in a sexual nature. I know that our Lord cannot approve of these, and I urge them to be renamed to something appropriate to
the Christian community.
Interestingly “CONTROL-G” (the sixth key from the left of the keyboard) does an abort. To write files a “VI” editor is included. All these
are to ensnare the unsuspecting christian who could get tempted by typing “VIVIVI” all day long.
Fourth, Linux uses a flavor of DOS known as Bash. Bash is an acronym for “Bourne Again Shell”. On the surface this would appear to be
supportive of the Lord. However, remember that even Satan can quote the bible for his own purposes! While I believe Linux may be born-again, its
obvious by the misspelling of “born” that its not born-again in an Christian church. Will the lies ever cease?
Additionally, one of the main long-haired hippies involved with the GNU Free Software Foundation supports communism, contraception and abortion.
He has consistently supported 60’s counter-cultural “values”, and his web site even advocates government support of contraception. He also wears
fake halos, and has quips about his made-up church that relates to his free software. I find such blasphemy to be extremely unsettling.
One must also remember that the creator of Linux, a college student named Linux Torvaldis, comes from Finland. I’m sure all the followers of
Christ are aware of the heritical nature of the Finnish: from necrophilia to human sacrifice, Finnish culture is awash in sin. I find little reason to
believe anything good and holy could arise from this evil land.
Finally, let us remember that there is an alternative to using the Satan-powered Linux. I think history has shown us that Microsoft is quite holy.
I’m told that its founder, William Gates is a strong supporter of our Lord and I encourage my fellow Christians to buy only his products to help
keep the Devil at bay.
I wish I had more time to expound upon my findings. Unfortunately a family of Jews has moved in across the street and I must go speak to them of
Jesus Christ before they are condemned to eternal hellfire.
Please investigate this as you see fit and I’m sure you’ll reach the same conclusions that I have.
my little quote for today....
"No man can bind the unicorn into service".
edit..sorry missed a word
[edit on 15-6-2008 by Maya432]