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Best Comeback to a Loudmouth Online

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posted on Jun, 12 2008 @ 08:04 PM
So, I'm playing X Box Live Call of Duty 4 and a guy keeps telling a kid to "Shut the ^%$# up:

Guy: "Shut up you stupid kid, what are you, 4 years old?!"

Kid: "You shut up, what are you, like 40 years old and still playing X Box? Get a life!"

Silence, then large amounts of laughter! LMAO

[edit on 12-6-2008 by Spencer Tracy]

posted on Jun, 12 2008 @ 10:35 PM
Oh BURN baby!!!
Love it.
My favorite comeback lately was in my signature last week...


So um Spencer, question...
How old are you and still playing xbox????

posted on Jun, 12 2008 @ 10:42 PM
i hope im still drilling x box live when im 40...or its equivalent

posted on Jun, 13 2008 @ 10:50 AM
nervous laughter

Ummmm, Not the only one thinking that!

[edit on 13-6-2008 by MrMicrophone]

posted on Jun, 13 2008 @ 06:34 PM

Originally posted by AccessDenied
So um Spencer, question...
How old are you and still playing xbox????

Wow, Ummmmm, a, yeah.

My reasons are strictly therapeutic. It keeps your brain sharp as you near middle age! Anyway, didn't have any margaritas so "Butt Darts" was out =-)

posted on Jun, 14 2008 @ 01:34 AM
In PC gaming they are usually called 'e-thugs'.

Best way to think of it is to feel sorry for them. They obviously have issues if they get off by abusing people in a computer game.

If anyone has a go at me in a game i usually say something like 'wow, you are so cool. You can type abuse at people. Please, when i grow up i so want to be like you... oh wait, i have grown up. Guess it's your turn'.

Usually shuts them up, or makes them start 'yo mama' jokes, at which point the server turns on them anyway for being so pathetic.

[edit on 14-6-2008 by fooffstarr]

posted on Jun, 17 2008 @ 03:13 AM
I can't remember where I saw/heard this but some lad was playing Xbox Live when his mum barges into his room and starts telling him to get off the xbox and clean his room. The kid starts swearing at his mum, telling her to get out of his room.

She leaves, but keeps shouting at her son, so the kid replies,

"Go down stairs and bake me a cake, b***h!"

I burst out laughing when he said that, although he needs a beating for being so disrespectful.

I hate xbox live arguments, they annoy the hell out of me! I had some American kid abusing me because I was English, so I gave him a history lesson in the founding of his country which soon shut him up.

posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 08:46 AM
I just say, "Suck it Trebek."

Those who know laugh. Those who don't feel dumb.

[edit on 18-6-2008 by The Big O]

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