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Seriously, Zombies?

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posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 12:34 AM
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I think the OP may be onto something.

I think eating cloned meat, particularly in front of the television could very well zombify large numbers of people.

I do think the combination is key though, I dont think simply eating the cloned meat would be enough. I think the zombification emissions from the TV screen would act to combine with the cell replicatititus factor in the cloned meat and the effect could be catastrophic.

I see large swarms (or is it murders?) of zombies flooding out into the streets, the malls, our parks and schools in search of the literate vegetarians that have managed to escape zombie hood.

I for one think we should ban either television or the consumption of cloned meat immediately. Or both. That might be even safer.




posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 05:46 AM
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Originally posted by RuneSpider
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Zombies are the reanimated dead, cloned cow meat is animal meat who's protiens have been grown in a culture, so explain your leap there?


"Zombies" do not exist except in the imaginations Some coned animals exist but it is way to expensive to raise cattle that way.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 04:14 PM
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reply to post by Illusionsaregrander
 


Actually newer televisions do not emit the same rays as they used to. So that rules out the tv = Zombie theory.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 04:38 PM
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Well why dont you go look it up? This is just a theory. How the hell do you know that zombies do not exist? The Russians have been working on Biological weapons since WWII. You can not know if something doesnt exist or not. If you can imagine it then it may exist.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 09:04 PM
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Originally posted by tpeele
reply to post by Straight Razor
 


Well why dont you go look it up? This is just a theory. How the hell do you know that zombies do not exist? The Russians have been working on Biological weapons since WWII. You can not know if something doesnt exist or not. If you can imagine it then it may exist.


Zombies is a pathetic fragment of someones imagination. They do not exist. To worry about something that does not exist is... well, the nonsense of it all speaks for itself.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 10:00 PM
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Has anybody heard of the zombies in Haiti??

In the early 1900s, an American journalist named William Seabrook visited Haiti and claimed to have seen three zombies working in the cotton fields. He described the men as having, "The eyes of a dead man... The whole face, for that matter, was inhuman. It was vacant, as if there was nothing behnd it, and drained of expression." These zombies inspired him so much that he went on to write a book about them, which apparently inspired several Hollywood films including the famous White Zombie.


A zombie is a dead person that is brought back to life through means of Vodoun or necromancy, destroying the mental processes of this person through the process. Most people consider zombies only to be the stuff of horror books and movies, but they do exist in Haiti in the present day. Thousands of people in Haiti are considered to be zombies, some of which lead normal everyday lives with families, jobs and are respected citizens. It¹s even considered to be a crime to make a zombie in Haiti.



To make a zombie, a voodoo practitioner makes a potion that consists of mainly the poison of the pufferfish (one of the strongest nerve poisons known to man, the clinical drug norcuron has similar effects and is used during surgery) that is given to the intended victim. This causes severe neurological damage, primarily effecting the left side of the brain (the left side of the brain controls speech, memory and motor skills). The victim suddenly becomes lethargic, then slowly seems to die. In reality, the victim¹s respiration and pulse becomes so slow that it is nearly impossible to detect. The victim retains full awareness as he is taken to the hospital, then perhaps to the morgue and finally as they are buried alive. Then, at the voodoo practitioner¹s leisure does he come to retrieve the victim, now become a slave, as a commodity (at one time it was said that most of the slaves who worked in the sugar cane plantations of Haiti were zombies. One case in 1918 had a voodoo priest named Ti Joseph who ran a gang of laborers for the American Sugar Corporation, who took the money they received and fed the workers only unsalted porridge). A zombie will remain in a robot-like state indefinitely, until he tastes either salt or meat(so much for ³The Night of the Living Dead²). Then the zombie becomes aware of their state, immediately returning to the grave. The reality behind the zombie has only been taken seriously by medical science within the last ten years, since the use of CAT scans of the brain, along with the confessions of voodoo priests, explaining their methods. Previous to that, zombies were considered mental defective by science or explained as stunts to try to confuse scientists.


www.themystica.com...

More recently, a Harvard ethnobotanist named Wade Davis,traveled to Haiti in 1982 and, as a result of his investigations, claimed that a living person can be turned into a zombie by two special powders being entered into the blood stream (usually via a wound). The first, coup de poudre (French: 'powder strike'), induced a 'death-like' state because of tetrodotoxin (TTX), its key ingredient. Tetrodotoxin is the same lethal toxin found in the Japanese delicacy fugu, or pufferfish. At near-lethal doses (LD50= 5-8µg/kg), it can leave a person in a state of near-death for several days. The second powder, composed of dissociatives like datura, put the person in a zombie-like state where they seem to have no will of their own. Davis also popularized the story of Clairvius Narcisse, who was claimed to have succumbed to this practice. There is wide belief among the Haitian people of the existence of the "zombie drug". The Voodoon religion being somewhat secretive in its practices and codes, it can be very difficult for a foreign scientist to validate or invalidate such claims.


Remind not to visit Haiti anytime soon



[edit on 18/6/08 by pretty_vacant]



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 10:13 PM
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What are you talking about? How can you possibly say that they do not exist? Have you seen them? Me neither. Just because you dont see it doesnt mean it doesnt exist! Like the Megalodon, everyone thought it was extinct. Nobody saw signs of newly existing Megalodons. Then out of no where the found one!! Just because you dont see it does not mean that it isnt there.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 10:16 PM
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TTX puts the body to where you can tell that there is no pulse but the person is in a coma, if you will, the person can still hear everything in its surroundings. Then when the person awakes the person losses their FREAKING mind and ends up in a physcotic state of mind.



posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 10:29 PM
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So you're saying that instead of these zombies becoming quite mellow, society conforming and somewhat harmless beings, when they come out of the coma, the TTX brings them into a crazy, psychotic state??

Ok, i was just intrigued by the fact that there are zombies in Haiti at present.



posted on Jun, 19 2008 @ 11:37 AM
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Well while they are technically dead, they are living and end up going crazy due to very little blood flow to the brain.



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by tpeele
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Dude, I have never even heard of that before.



Sorry for the Delay, I've Been out for a few days.

NON ZOMBIE FORMING FOODSTUFS........

Braums Ice Cream and Dairy Stores: www.braums.com...

The Only Zombies you will find are the Breakfast Club "old geezers" that eat there every moring at the crack of dawn, waiting at the door slobbering on their walkers.
Moaning like Zombies...


Q. Where are Braum's products available?

A. Braum's products are available only at Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Stores (Store Locator).


Q. Are Braum's products available in the supermarkets?

A. No, they may only be purchased at Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Stores (Store Locator).

Q. Do the Braum’s Store sell more than dairy products?

A. The grocery department listing should read: cheese (individual sliced, shredded, and block), yogurt, dips, pimiento cheese spread, cream cheese spread, Quick Eggs (liquid eggs), cottage cheese, butter, margarine, whipping cream, sour cream, Braum’s whole milk with Vitamin D, Reduced Fat Milk (2%), Low Fat Milk (1%), Fat Free Milk, Chocolate Milk, buttermilk, and a wide variety of half gallon ice creams: CarbWatch ice creams, French Style ice creams, Light ice creams, No Sugar Added Frozen Yogurt, Frozen Yogurt, Premium ice creams and sherbet. We also have many ice cream treat items: Chocolate Almond bars, fruit bars, ice cream bars, ice cream cups, No Sugar Added Chocolate Almond bars, Nutty Cones, Fudge bars, ice cream sandwiches, frozen yogurt bars, and Pecan Caramel Fudge Sundaes. The grocery department also carries an assortment of fresh breads, including our extra special Raisin bread made with extra raisins and lots of rich English Walnuts, bagels, English muffins, sweet muffins, cinnamon rolls, brownies, hamburger and hotdog buns, ice cream cones (sugar, cake, and waffle), brownies, and a variety of cookies baked fresh daily in Braum’s Bakery. Bacon, sausage, eggs, canned cinnamon rolls, canned biscuits, fruit juices, soft drinks (12 packs and 2 liter size), tea, crackers, cereals, mustard, salad dressing, ketchup, barbecues sauce, hotcake syrup, peanut butter, honey, chocolate syrup, hot fudge topping, caramel topping, strawberry topping, cherries, jams, jellies, microwave popcorn, deluxe canned nuts, fruit pies, pecan pies, salsa, salsa con queso, potato chips, tortilla chips, tortillas, garden salads and chicken salads, made fresh daily, sliced lunch meats (ham, turkey, and bologna) hot dogs, hamburger patties, cheesecake, bottled water, bagged ice, milk mugs, paper towels, paper plates, paper cups, french fries, frozen entrees, pizza (Supreme, Pepperoni, and Cheese), Italian Lasagna, Chicken Lasagna, Homestyle Chicken and Noodles, Macaroni and Cheese, Meatloaf and Gravy, Salisbury Steak and Gravy, Spaghetti with Meat Sauce, Sausage and Gravy, Sausage Biscuits, Chili with Beans, tamales, waffles, 5 Cheese Bread, Garlic Bread and Texas Toast. For more information, see Products.



Q. Where are Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy stores located?

A. Braum's stores are located in Oklahoma and parts of Texas, Kansas, Arkansas and Missouri. Use our Store Locator to find a store near you in one of these states.



Q. How many stores do you have?

A. We have over 279 stores with many more coming soon.




Q. When was the first Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Store opened?

A. The first Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Store was opened in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in March 1968. Read more about Braum's History.


Q. Why are the Braum's stores located only in Oklahoma and parts of Texas, Kansas, Arkansas and Missouri?

A. Braum's products are delivered every other day by our own fleet of refrigerated trucks so that we can sell and serve fresh products. In order to deliver this freshness, our delivery system requires that store locations be within approximately a 300-mile radius of our processing plant and distribution center in Tuttle, Oklahoma, 40 miles southwest of Oklahoma City.


Q. Do you prefer Zombies as customers or just the regular Joe?

A. Zombies make up approximately 87% of our annual gross sales figures, simply from not knowing when to stop eating. We open Early and close late, so the Zombies are safe and seperated from society and kept off the freeways. ( Except On Sundays.... then we suggest you simply stay indoors and "shelter in place", until the crack of dawn on Monday)

Q. What is a Zombies favorite food?

A. Zombies seem to prefer Brains and Tapioca Pudding, mixed together with the waste blood and fat left over from our previous normal cooking day. We at Braums, Strive to supply the Zombies with a Delicious , Nutritious, and well balanced feeding time so that the Television Rays can actively control their feeble minds, and keep society safe.

Q. What percentage of the US population do you think is currently 'Zombified', or "Soon Will Be" with the advent of the new HD TV signals, and how does BRAUMS intend to cope with the excessive business load?

A. Braums is Proud to work hand in hand with leading technology companies such as Siemens, AT&T, Motorola, Sony and Nint4endo to bring you the latest digital contol interface bio-electrically inserted through advances in clon i n g ...... to keep the Zombies in a cetralized location..


There is more, but you'll have to look it up yourself...

Long story short is that we ALL NEED to support BRAUMS any way that we can to keep society safe from hungry Zombies running the streets. ( Except on Sundays )

Really really good food.. all kidding aside. NOT CLONED FOOD!



Blitzkreigen

ACTUAL DATA from the REAL BRAUMS WEBSITE... A+ 1000%

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"We believe in natural. It’s a big part of what we do. That’s why we don’t inject our cows with hormones to increase milk production. We have never fed them antibiotics in any form nor have we ever fed them meat and bone meal which have been linked to BSE (mad cow disease)."

www.braums.com...

[edit on 21-6-2008 by Blitzkreigen]



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 01:08 AM
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Originally posted by tpeele
reply to post by Straight Razor
 


Well why dont you go look it up? This is just a theory. How the hell do you know that zombies do not exist? The Russians have been working on Biological weapons since WWII. You can not know if something doesnt exist or not. If you can imagine it then it may exist.


Search BLUE -X and FLASH.

Chem Weapons from Soviet Stockpiles. Very Similar, but it kills you pretty quickly. ( 'Freezes' you in battle positions, or makes you run around crazy )Dont forget the US gov.( CIA ) '___' experiments on the military in the 60's and 70's. Add say "Extasy" to that, and SOMA ... you 'could' Zombify someone, even with old Jungle/ Tribal Herbs and I'm not making this up, just passing on the data.

Heck, ever hear of a " Mickey" ? Or a Quualude? Or a TAZER?

It IS Possible.

Blitzkreigen



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 03:34 PM
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We are not talking about how but whether or not cloned cows are a possibilty



posted on Jun, 21 2008 @ 06:11 PM
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Ohhh... My bad....


Are cloned cows a possibility???

"Eat more chicken".

Blitzkreigen


Just remember that Doctors are only PRACTICING Medicine.

I'm sure that applies to the Clone Technicians as well.

I'm going home , yall are no fun...!



posted on Jun, 22 2008 @ 08:09 AM
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We are to fun!! See look we are laughing alot!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! see how fun we are? lol



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