posted on Jun, 10 2008 @ 01:44 PM
There seems like a lot of nudity during the apocalypse, which concerns me greatly. When I was a young man, I made the mistake of going to a nude
beach in Crete and yes the people that you want to see at a nude beach are never there and the ones you would hate to ever see, well, all over the
place. So, take it from a damaged man for life, a metal poker for your eyes when you find out your mom and dad have decided to go opt for the
“clothing optional” end of the world.
However, we still have not bombed Iran, I think it is just a result of the escalading gas prices and the cost of moving bombs and missiles around the
country. Wow, what a great plan on behalf of Iran, they made gas so expensive so we could not afford the war, crafty Iran, very crafty.
So if they have worked diligently as Fox News would lead us to believe (Fair and Balanced, if you are the US military, all hail Fox) and used the
border with Mexico as a method to sneak Nukes into this country. Iran should Nuke strategic cities like Vegas, Hollywood, and Hoboken, as a result
gas stations will be useless due to the rads and the lack of power but the gas trucks should littered around the country and they are usable, so 4
wheel drive and a wench? Or should I go for the convertible sports car to pick up all your naked parents that should be walking about, with the comfy
socks and Cammo hats.