: xpert11 sits outside AP Show studio in a white van wearing headphones :
: An Armed Mob descends on the van demanding to know why a Pizza van has been on the street corner for so long :
:xpert11 responds : " Its not illegal to wire tap international phone calls . "
:Mob begins to trash the van :
:xpert11 is determined not to die with image of world leaders naked in his head :
The moral of the story is that sometimes it pays to be paranoid .