posted on Jun, 8 2008 @ 05:18 PM
When the fascists of Franco and Mussolini came to power, their regimes persecuted many factions within society. The communists too did the same and
outlawed many groups, both ideologies formatted people into one group.
This leads us romanticaly and elegantly to spoons. Yes, I did just type the word spoons
. I was traumatised to witness a spread of the
assimilation of spoons in which all the spoons in the store was one size.
Ce que l'enfer s'est-il passé?
I asked the store manager for more variety, but he informed me "we only stock one size". Shocked at his answer, I stupidly asked why and was told it
was "the policy around here". Well, sorry Mr.Stalin but the peasant demands more (which wasn't the wisest thing to say to him). My thoughts made a
unique link to his "one size policy" to the "One China" policy, so I tried to locate a picture of Chairman Mao. No Luck. But I believed the store
was operated by Communists.
Anyways, I gave in to Maoist propaganda and purchased some spoons - "Made in China" confirmed the Communism for me - to replace their dying
bourgeoisie spoon friends with the new proletariat spoons. And this is what made me mad... :bnghd::bnghd:
Medium sized spoons are difficult to use when stirring tea. This is why Communism does not work and why Communism was never popular in England. We - I
mean "I" - would like the old fashion different sizes of spoons, not the one size. If I was able to buy the right size than my experience of making
tea would be less tortuous and more English.