100s of proofs that God exists!

*Caution may contain irony*
www.godlessgeeks.com...

The beer argument is my personal favourite (number 246)

reply to post by karl 12


Haha. Brilliant. Great find.

ARGUMENT FROM YOUTH GROUP MINISTER
(1) God is awesome!
(2) Like, totally, dude!
(3) Therefore, God, like, exists and stuff.

ARGUMENT FROM MUSHROOMS
(1) This pizza tastes funny.
(2) That purple llama on the ceiling is juggling chainsaws.
(3) Purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws.
(4) It must be a miracle!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

Although these next couple seem very similar to what some people on ATS think..

ARGUMENT FROM COMMUNISM
(1) All communists are Atheists.
(2) All communists are bad; haven't you watched the 6 o'clock news?
(3) Therefore they are wrong.
(4) Since the moral majority is theist and non-communist they are good.
(5) Therefore they are right.
(6) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM NAZIISM (INVERSE-GODWIN)
(1) Hitler didn't establish a Christian theocracy.
(2) Therefore, Hitler was an Atheist.
(3) Hitler was the worst leader possible.
(4) Therefore, all Atheists are bad people.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

:shk:

reply to post by threedoom


yeah, those last two do really seem to echo the beliefs of many on this site...it's sad when parody becomes truth...

reply to post by madnessinmysoul


madnesss, seems you didn't read the whole list?? Try to argue this one!

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (I)
(1) Atheists are spiritually blind.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

reply to post by threedoom


Threedoom,glad you liked them
Other than the beer argument ,number 491s quite good too!

491:
Argument from Salem Witch trials
1 The bible says "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live".
2 So we killed them.
3 Therefore god exists.



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reply to post by Scramjet76


why, easily

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

god cannot be two separate musicians, therefore, god doesn't exist.

hahahha... typical humor, not funny humor though...

1. Athiest cannot disprove God therefore..................


Btw madness all atheist are not bad... my Uncle is one and he's good, he was baptised but he just doesn't believe...

reply to post by JesusisTruth


You you bring up a good one JiT. If Atheists don't believe in God, then how can you disprove He exists, when millions have seen and or experienced Him?

Why was your uncke baptised if he doesn't believe?

Madness, I think you got it wrong on the Theists viewpoints. My view point is that, Athiests can't handle what they can't understand, mostly because of the Dogmatic religion of the world which states that "There is no God, we are our own God", Athiests (the majority at least) believe this. Why? Because they can't explain and choose to disbelieve in the supernatural. This dis belief is comforting to them, the thing is, is the supernatural does in fact happen, I've experienced it, it's not just some sorta scintific explanation/mind over matter garbage, it's real, you may have very well had a supernatural experience, but brushed it off. Tell me, is anyone in your family Theistic? Do you have discontent with them? If you do, do you think this could be a reason for why you believe in what you believe? I think these questions are things we all need to ask, why do we believe what we believe?

-Jimmy

Originally posted by jimmyjackblack
reply to post by JesusisTruth

 

You you bring up a good one JiT. If Atheists don't believe in God, then how can you disprove He exists, when millions have seen and or experienced Him?

How do you know God is a He?
How do you know God is not a She,a They or an It?
Is it not fair to say your quoting ´speculation,conjecture and guesswork´ rather than fact?

reply to post by jimmyjackblack


Earn a Million dollars:


The James Randy Educational Foundation offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event.

To date, no one has passed the preliminary tests.


www.randi.org...

Originally posted by madnessinmysoul
It's sad when parody becomes truth...

It sure is-this one just about sums it up:

ARGUMENT FROM RESPECT
(1) You have to respect my right to believe that God exists.
(2) You also have to respect my right to believe that I don't have to respect your right to believe that God doesn't exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.