*walks up to the podium*
*leans into the mic*
ladies and gentlemen. it's me. i'm back! nah i ain't banned..i know a lot of yall wish i was
it will now be my pleasure, my honor, and duty
to re-introduce myself. i'm before all ladies men and after all ladies men, i'm the reason why kitsunegari took the time to view the hot or not
Originally posted by Kitsunegari
reply to post by Hexidecimal
edit to add the reason i was looking at this thread XD LordInfamous, very nice very nice, 8.5-9
[edit on 2/6/2008 by Kitsunegari]
i'm the current reigning male champion of the hot or not thread with 10 stars (the most out of any male),
i'm the one asala expects to win, i'm the reason why the title pimp chat daddy came into existence, i'm the man who was given the title bts pimp
Originally posted by CA_Orot
reply to post by InterestedObserver
LordInfamous, I agree, you ARE the pimp of BTS!! Seriously, you just gotta accept the title hun!
the reason why you're viewing this thread now (to see if i can walk the walk and not just talk the talk) i'm the man who's made the ONLY
thread for the ladies to date, the only man on here who got to see some fine toes from a couple fine ladies submitting pics. i'm the man with the
Comment from: nuts! on: 5-6-2008 @ 05:05 AM
Hey ya LILORDLUSHESSNESSLIPODELICIOUSNESS i am LordInfamous...The Toe Master General
let's me explain why i feel i should be the ladies man of bts.
1. i feel i should be the ladies man is because as any ladies man knows, you have to ALWAYS be GQ. meaning your clothes have to be on point. now..i
know given said pimp cane, pimp hat and all that
well i hate to dissappoint (and if it get's me dq'd oh well) but i do not own any of those.
i know what all are thinking. well how are you a pimp, player, ladies man if you don't own those.. blah blah. well..a TRUE ladies man, mack daddy,
pimp, playa whatever you wanna call it..will always sport some pimp glasses
, leather jacket (every ladies man SHOULD own a leather jacket) and
oh yeah..and real true to the game pimps, macks, and ladies men..ALWAYS drive the caddy. if ya ain't ridin in the lac..you just ain't macking,
pimping, or being a ladies man.
(i know you see the chain..but don't forget to peep out the rings
oh yeah..i posed in the leather jacket in the hot ass weather just for you
just to prove that i own one of the items that should be in every ladies man's wardrobe.
(yes the jewelry's real, and yes the lac is
2. like i pointed out yesterday, i'm an intelligent man as one fine lady of bts noticed.
Originally posted by desert
Well, SirEric, you sound very intelligent.
[edit on 7-4-2008 by desert]
as i said before, that's a quality that any true ladies man would possess. i'm sure a fine woman like desert
knows that any ladies man should be intelligent. ain't that right desert?
3. also, the select few ladies of bts that "know me know me" (you know who you are) will tell you that while i'm crude and (as i said in chat
earlier) posses an ego bigger than kobe bryant, muhammad ali, and bill o'reilly combined i'm cool as hell, a blast to talk to, a good friend, and
sweet as can be.
4. and lastly if you possess a nice pair of these
i will give you the world.
soon, king, and apex's old ass
there's nothing wrong with admiring nice feet)
speaking of feet
Originally posted by jensouth31
I mean if you really Do have a foot fetish.....then you should have nicely manicured piggies...right? Please paint them pink, and wear an ankle
braclet for the full effect
jen i'm a ladies man. not a sissy
also i'm still waiting on that pic of those gorgeous purple toes of yours
in closing i wanna say that in the unfortunate event that none of lady friends on bts will vouch for me, i've taken it upon myself to provide you
with ACTUAL photo proof from REAL LIFE from REAL LADIES backing me up. now i may or may not win this contest in virtual world offline however, i'm
the man. again metting ladies and showing them you're the man offline>>>>>>>>>>>>>meeting ladies and showing them you're the man online, never being
able to meet them (unless they're within a 5 mile radius, and (for all you super desperate guys) actually wanting to drive 385930859032 miles TO go
meet them. before i show you this picture, i have to give you the backstory on it.
ok in highschool i had all the ladies. all of them. and just like any player would, i had a g/f and other women on the side
one day in school
yearbooks were being sold and i couldn't afford one..so my g/f gave me hers. at my school you had the option of getting your yearbook customized with
extra signature pages, getting your name on the cover etc. my g/f chose to have her name on the cover. since i couldn't get one..my g/f gave me hers.
throughout the rest of the day i had several other girls sign it without her knowing (she eventually found out of course and we broke up blah blah
yes, i was THAT much of a player to have other ladies sign my yearbook with her name on it. ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa
as you can see in this one signature the fine lady addresses me as what i always am, always was, and will always will be. a pimp
EVERY signature i
got in the year book was from you guess it, the ladies. i'm sure you also noticed the purple marks all over the signatures. well those are from my
g/f who upon finding the book got jealous of the fact that other ladies had the wonderful expierience of receving my charm. i will now present to you
well that's it folks..in this post i've accomplished the following. i have:
dodged all the sarcastic remarks made by the doubters
brushed my shoulders off of all the comments made by those who felt i i could only walk the walk, but not talk the talk.
and i will now give myself a round of applause for doing such a damn of good job it.
win or lose..i backed up my mouth. if you can't realize that..you're hopeless. later on. good luck fellas
i'd also like to point out that while my entry was fun and tounge in cheekish, it was serious. as every claim, car, piece of jewlry, and the yearbook
story were 100% real. don't hate the player, hate the game.
[edit on 7-6-2008 by LordInfamous]