posted on Jul, 7 2008 @ 03:34 AM
1.) What your idea of the perfect woman?
Perfect from the inside. I've meet woman who are ugly on the outside and in the inside. I don't mind fat girls, they are smart and funny and they
like to dance. Someone who's real, you know what I mean? I could take her to a bar and drink beer with her and chat about aliens and star wars.
Someone who's not stuck up and wants to be the queen of the mountain. Just a regular girl who likes to dance, sing and have fun. Go to the movies,
dinner and dancing. Any race, color, shape or form. And of course, someone who's willing to go to the comic con for 5 days without any sleep.
2.) On a Scale of 1 - 10 rate yourself, in the looks department
I rate myself a 7. Well, you seen the pictures, i'm no prettyboy. I look like a man, not some feminine punk out to be on GQ magazines. But honestly,
I don't give a damn about how I look anymore, never did actually. I can go on without shaving for days and wear the same t-shirt for 3 days. I take
care of my skin and shower everyday, I like long baths and trips to the casino.
3.) Where would you take us on our first date?
I would take you to my apartment. I would then sit you on my couch and put on star wars movies. I'd get drunk and after the movie we'd dance to
depeche mode music videos. Sure, i'd try to make a move on you, but first i'd show you my star wars collection. Then, if it gets late we can go to
the beach or a mountain to watch the stars.
4.) What are you expectations (if any) of what is to happen on the said first date, in question?
I expect to have fun. to discuss politics, art and sci-fi films. I expect you to get drunk with me, act silly and jump around. I'd also expect a huge
french kiss and a massage and then a long bath.
5.) What is your favorite phsyical feature of a Ladie's Body (keep it clan and G rated, we don't want anyone banned for this response).
hmmm. My favorite part of the lady is the Breasts. I love em. I like to hug them and feel them all around my face and body. I like to look at them
too. I like them smaller and perky, not too large on the nose, but just right to keep inside when needed. If we are sitting in my car you can better
expect that i'm going to caress them and treat them gently. Passionately, kiss them and treat them like a son.
6.) How would you handle the following situation: We are out on a date (not the first one - say we've been dating a while), and one of our ex's
happens to show up, and decides to try and woo us (the girls) back into a relationship with them. What would you say?
I wouldn't say much. I'd probably just say hello, shake his hand and then continue drinking my beer. Then if he persists, i'd ask him nicely to
leave you alone. If he comes closer, i'd punch his face and break his neck! Then i'd ask you to forget about him and that we should go somewhere
else. I don't talk to my ex anymore and if I saw her in public I wouldnt even talk to her, so I expect the same from my GF. And if the GF wants to go
back with him, well i'm fine with that, i'll just go ask another girl to dance.
7.) Do these pants make my *** look fat?
No. They make you look like Jabba the hutt.
Why should you be the ladies man of BTS?
Easy. I'm not shy. I've been with over 300 girls and I can manage. I'm a ladies man, much like my father was before me. I just have that charm as I
walk into a room the girls jump up and want to talk. I wear a nice grey suit with a slick back hair. I look like a total pimp when I go out clubbin'.
and a true ladies man is not just about looks, but about intelligence and i'm the guy who transported the hot dog thru time and that brings up hours
of fun conversation! basically, a real ladies man knows how to treat a lady.
Vote for me! many stars! Here's my pics. The second one is better I hear.
Pimpin' at work.
With Jango and Boba at Star Wars convention. King fu Move!