....and The Ladies Man of BTS is? (Contest)

Okay, it looks like we will need a tie breaker for Lucid and Whatukno, lemme think of something lol!

Who won... tell me now... now... tell me yes!

Okay, after some serious pondering, I have decided to keep this contest on until this coming up Sunday the 13th from the tie thingy going on!

Feel free to post which guy is the best and, or star, if you have'nt!

Hey hey...this is hottt!! Is there anyway of having the finalists repeat their
reasons of why and how they should be the one?...and we only get the time to vote just for them...could get interesting...when it comes to the crunch...

1.) What your idea of the perfect woman?

Perfect from the inside. I've meet woman who are ugly on the outside and in the inside. I don't mind fat girls, they are smart and funny and they like to dance. Someone who's real, you know what I mean? I could take her to a bar and drink beer with her and chat about aliens and star wars. Someone who's not stuck up and wants to be the queen of the mountain. Just a regular girl who likes to dance, sing and have fun. Go to the movies, dinner and dancing. Any race, color, shape or form. And of course, someone who's willing to go to the comic con for 5 days without any sleep.


2.) On a Scale of 1 - 10 rate yourself, in the looks department

I rate myself a 7. Well, you seen the pictures, i'm no prettyboy. I look like a man, not some feminine punk out to be on GQ magazines. But honestly, I don't give a damn about how I look anymore, never did actually. I can go on without shaving for days and wear the same t-shirt for 3 days. I take care of my skin and shower everyday, I like long baths and trips to the casino.


3.) Where would you take us on our first date?

I would take you to my apartment. I would then sit you on my couch and put on star wars movies. I'd get drunk and after the movie we'd dance to depeche mode music videos. Sure, i'd try to make a move on you, but first i'd show you my star wars collection. Then, if it gets late we can go to the beach or a mountain to watch the stars.




4.) What are you expectations (if any) of what is to happen on the said first date, in question?
Expectations?

I expect to have fun. to discuss politics, art and sci-fi films. I expect you to get drunk with me, act silly and jump around. I'd also expect a huge french kiss and a massage and then a long bath.



5.) What is your favorite phsyical feature of a Ladie's Body (keep it clan and G rated, we don't want anyone banned for this response).

hmmm. My favorite part of the lady is the Breasts. I love em. I like to hug them and feel them all around my face and body. I like to look at them too. I like them smaller and perky, not too large on the nose, but just right to keep inside when needed. If we are sitting in my car you can better expect that i'm going to caress them and treat them gently. Passionately, kiss them and treat them like a son.



6.) How would you handle the following situation: We are out on a date (not the first one - say we've been dating a while), and one of our ex's happens to show up, and decides to try and woo us (the girls) back into a relationship with them. What would you say?

I wouldn't say much. I'd probably just say hello, shake his hand and then continue drinking my beer. Then if he persists, i'd ask him nicely to leave you alone. If he comes closer, i'd punch his face and break his neck! Then i'd ask you to forget about him and that we should go somewhere else. I don't talk to my ex anymore and if I saw her in public I wouldnt even talk to her, so I expect the same from my GF. And if the GF wants to go back with him, well i'm fine with that, i'll just go ask another girl to dance.



7.) Do these pants make my *** look fat?

No. They make you look like Jabba the hutt.


Why should you be the ladies man of BTS?


Easy. I'm not shy. I've been with over 300 girls and I can manage. I'm a ladies man, much like my father was before me. I just have that charm as I walk into a room the girls jump up and want to talk. I wear a nice grey suit with a slick back hair. I look like a total pimp when I go out clubbin'. and a true ladies man is not just about looks, but about intelligence and i'm the guy who transported the hot dog thru time and that brings up hours of fun conversation! basically, a real ladies man knows how to treat a lady.





Vote for me! many stars! Here's my pics. The second one is better I hear.



Pimpin' at work.
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With Jango and Boba at Star Wars convention. King fu Move!
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Oh ok..actually, i meant the ones who are up close to being "the one"

well, I know. I just wanted to give myself a last push!

Originally posted by jedimiller
well, I know. I just wanted to give myself a last push!

allow me...pushes JD* opps sorry,.......haha

Originally posted by jedimiller
Easy. I'm not shy. I've been with over 300 girls and I can manage.

Total bullcrap.

it's all true man! I mean most of them were one night stands at local bars over the years. all the others were just weekend girlfriends. :w:

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You do know that watching Natalie Portman in Closer on slow rewind just doesn't count, don't you?

Originally posted by TheBandit795

Originally posted by jedimiller
Easy. I'm not shy. I've been with over 300 girls and I can manage.

Total bullcrap.

What he doesn't say is he lives next to an O.A.P rest home for the blind and desperate.

I won't dispute the numbers in question, but I question if it is feasible for someone to actually count to such a number?

One.. two.. three, kids will be kids. Once you hit ten.. maybe it's time to let it go? Twenty.. yeah, why would you count? But 300!

If 300 is legit, and you're telling us you've actually taken the time to count each and everyone on your way to this infamous number.. then that says more than anything.

Maybe it's just me, but a ladies man wouldn't count.

Originally posted by chissler

Maybe it's just me, but a ladies man wouldn't count.

Yeah but a LADYBOY might.. hehehehe!!

Originally posted by chissler
I won't dispute the numbers in question, but I question if it is feasible for someone to actually count to such a number?
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Maybe it's just me, but a ladies man wouldn't count.

A ladies man wouldn't take a date to his apartment to get her drunk whilst watching star wars. a ladies man wouldn't subject a woman to 1 minute at comic con with a guy dressed as yoda. 5 days at comic con is not a date, it's a prison sentence.
for the record, any time a guy gives a number for something related to sex, it's a lie. a ladies man knows this and, thus, never, ever gives out measurements, bedpost notch counts etc.

the standard ladies man response is "it's big"

how many women are on your list of conquests - "it's big"
how large is your ....IQ "it's big"

see?

there's a star wars cartoon coming soon, might want to start polishing the ole light saber again

lol, well..I'm a star wars ladies man. You know, I talk like Anakin sometimes and say things like, "My lady" or "You are a beautiful princess". Think of me of a Han Solo type ladies man but with a star wars twist.

At the comic con i'm sure to pick up 3 or four chicks and take em to my room with a view. Don't be hatin' now! :bash:


And Closer...you remind me, I have to watch that again!

Originally posted by nuts!

Originally posted by jedimiller
well, I know. I just wanted to give myself a last push!

allow me...pushes JD* opps sorry,.......haha

Oh honey, push a little bit harder..
Methinks he's very close to falling off the pedestal he just placed himself on...

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I've been with over 300 girls and I can manage.

At the comic con i'm sure to pick up 3 or four chicks and take em to my room with a view.

a true ladies man is not just about looks, but about intelligence and i'm the guy who transported the hot dog thru time and that brings up hours of fun conversation!

Oh tears! Oh my sides! Oh my god, yes, yes, you are the last comic standing! OMG that was freaking hilarious. Oh wait this isn’t last comic standing!

Originally posted by jedimiller
Easy. I'm not shy. I've been with over 300 girls and I can manage.

Maybe we should start calling him Wilt?

Originally posted by jedimiller
At the comic con i'm sure to pick up 3 or four chicks and take em to my room with a view. Don't be hatin' now! :bash:

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