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....and The Ladies Man of BTS is? (Contest)

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posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 06:35 PM
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reply to post by Parabol
 


You may be on the right track there.
But the decision is Givenmays.




posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 06:38 PM
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Cyberspace?? Cyberspace????

Alright, if we're going by cyberspace alone, then I propose that I've already won. I already have Givenmay professing her love for me, jumping into my arms and letting me carry her off to our virtual cyber-bed



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 06:38 PM
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Originally posted by Parabol
Better get'cha popcorn ready.

With all the trashing talking and "hating" going on I thought I'd up the ante a little bit. A certain competitor spoke of being the most legit on paper ( not sure if I can remember who exactly that was... ) so I thought I'd display my legitimacy through the air. Here are few instrumental pieces of my music. I have attempted to sample the range of what I write or like. Most are around a minute except for the string pieces, but there are 6 or so ideas in there.


Piano, Guitar, and Drums

A Collection of String and Piano ideas
These are a bit disjointed towards the end of each part, I basically wrote until I didn't know where to go with the melody. Some of the piano is a placeholder for chords and will eventually have more to it.

A piano cover of my namesake song
Parabol by Tool

Distorted guitar and drum
Something different from my acoustic (which I mostly play)

Acoustic guitar piece
More of an acoustic rock.

Another acoustic piece
A kinder, gentler piece.

Piano and Guitar
Pretty much what the title says.


If you're curious I used Finale for the strings and Fruity Loops for the drums, guitar and piano is all me.


[edit on 11-6-2008 by Parabol]


*gets flagged down by a fine lady while he's driving down the street in his clean big body lac *
*stops the car*
*rolls down the window*
*fine lady leans into window*

fine lady: hey cutie..word on the street is you're in a ladies man contest for bts.

Lord: damn straight baby


fine lady: well there's a competitor in it named parabol who claims he's the man.

Lord: who?

fine lady: parabol

Lord: WHO????

fine lady: parabol baby..

Lord: never heard of em...*thinks* oh yeahhhhhhh. that dude who just popped up outta the blue on bts one day. ya know the contest strictly stated ladies man of "bts". ats and bts are 2 different sites. yeah parabol.i seen his points. he's got more ats points than bts points. what's he even doing in the contest anyway..?

(ladies we're males..we're competitive by nature. this is all in fun. as with any competition..it will get fierce..and i can't speak for everybody but..i take pride in
talking and backing it up. take notice that there's been NO insults..just nice tounge in cheekish
talk..once again let the contest continue :how



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous

fine lady: parabol

Lord: WHO????

fine lady: parabol baby..

Lord: never heard of em...*thinks* oh yeahhhhhhh. that dude who just popped up outta the blue on bts one day. ya know the contest strictly stated ladies man of "bts". ats and bts are 2 different sites. yeah parabol.i seen his points. he's got more ats points than bts points. what's he even doing in the contest anyway..?


Sounds like you were the one out of the loop, the fine lady already knew who I was



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:01 PM
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Did I hear my name called? hehehe


You girls can ask all the questions your lil hearts desire!

Hmmmn, what is a ladies man?

I dunno never met a real one, I run from that type of dude lol!

Anyway, I have a good idea of what one is.
I am not about to feed the guys in here, they have to figure it out for themselves!

This is meaning the ladies man for BTS, not in real life!

I'll let you know if someone makes my knees weak!

Did I leave out anything?

Oh yea, Kleverone, can you atleast post a few shirtless pix in here for the ladies?
I am not the only one who wants this, thankx! lol

PS...(Disturb, we were only playing in the flirt thread!
I would never actually do that in real life!)

PSS...and this was actually a contest for The Pimp of BTS but, it was changed lmao










[edit on 6/11/2008 by Givenmay]



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:04 PM
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well hell..at least SOME lady knew who you were




[edit on 11-6-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:05 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
PS...(Disturb, we were only playing in the flirt thread!
I would never actually do that in real life!)


Well gee, thanks.

You just proved that what we say here in cyberspace means absolutely nothing.

Contrary to what AccessDenied said....



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:34 PM
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Well it should be obvious to all by now that this thread is a complete joke. A farce.

I mean, the OP of the thread herself has essentially admitted to being a damn liar and a two-faced hypocrite, with her "I'll say I'll go to bed with you online but I'd never do that in real life" hypocrisy.

The moral of the story: never trust anything any internet women say, ever!

Something I already knew, but thank you Givenmay for reminding me.....



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:40 PM
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oh yeah given..how come you ain't ridin for ya boy inf?

we're exactly the same..

we're hard, rough, kinda jerkish, possess the same mentality...

what's the deal?



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
PSS...and this was actually a contest for The Pimp of BTS but, it was changed lmao

[edit on 6/11/2008 by Givenmay]


well..in that case then..you already know the biz



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:43 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
Hmmmn, what is a ladies man?

I dunno never met a real one, I run from that type of dude lol!


I won't comment on the contradiction
I assume you are referring to the type of boy who believes he can achieve any woman. Who I would recommend running from, but how could anyone be a ladies man without first being a man? In fact, we could probably remove the word ladies entirely because it seems like we're using a word to imply a definition that doesn't match the actual intent. I would say that adding the word ladies implies that he lives for someone else, or some possession he wishes to achieve, and a man is not driven by these things.



Anyway, I have a good idea of what one is.
I am not about to feed the guys in here, they have to figure it out for themselves!


If he's a man, he already has. Being a man is simple, but it's not easy. There really isn't much to figure out, it's a matter of living it everyday. Which is why it's difficult to describe what makes me a man. A man is not words or phrases, he is strength and action. He is not a moment or a night, he is a way of life.



This is meaning the ladies man for BTS, not in real life!


Ha, ok, I started writing this before I read through the entire post. And I didn't know it was originally called the Pimp of BTS, which changes the entire intent of this 'competition'. A pimp is not a man.



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:43 PM
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LOL!!!! Infamous....

Even if she says she'll give you some, she never actually will....

Just trolling for attention, that's all....



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:46 PM
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Well Mister @#% talk, you were supposed to reply, after I jumped into your arms but, when we actually got to your bed I was gonna runaway, like you did...hahahaha!

I only wanted you to give up!

I am way meaner than you will ever be honey!

[edit on 6/11/2008 by Givenmay]



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:52 PM
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Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
reply to post by LordInfamous
 


Even if she says she'll give you some, she never actually will....

Just trolling for attention, that's all....


...and you are'nt?

Go back to your empty bed!

Your not in this contest!



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:53 PM
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You know, "honey", I'm glad we aired this little spat in the thread; that way, all of BTS can see what a 2-faced piece of
you really are.



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:58 PM
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Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
reply to post by LordInfamous
 


LOL!!!! Infamous....

Even if she says she'll give you some, she never actually will....

Just trolling for attention, that's all....



anyway like you said a coupla mins ago this thread is indeed bogus. however, being who i am (rubbing things in all because it's true) i'll post that pic of me and a fine lady when i get ahold of my boy's cam.


[edit on 11-6-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 07:58 PM
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posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous


anyway like you said a coupla mins ago this thread is indeed bogus.


Wha wha what?? You mean we aren't getting points for this?



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 08:06 PM
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hmm WTF happend....

let's see...

1. it started out with me obviously winning because..online or offline..i AM that dude. (hey i'm only saying that cause it's true)

2. wound up being a joke thread (which turned out to be true as well)

3. wound up being the most MONUMENTAL infamous hate thread ever (all because i told the truth. and as i said before, i obtained jedimiller level hate. that's just..wow.)

4. now all the sudden it turned into some kinda jerry springer episode

somebody tell me what all this means?


[edit on 11-6-2008 by LordInfamous]

[edit on 11-6-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 08:09 PM
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Originally posted by Parabol

Originally posted by LordInfamous


anyway like you said a coupla mins ago this thread is indeed bogus.


Wha wha what?? You mean we aren't getting points for this?


well..we are. but i mean damn dude, take a look at what happend here..this thread turned into debris..perhaps i'll get it back on track when i take the pic of me with a fine hunny.



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