posted on Oct, 26 2008 @ 08:13 PM
To our new squirrel brethren, welcome. Please, take your time, acclimatize yourselves, welcome to the Pub. Do you like nuts? We have nuts a-plenty.
Enjoy our well-guarded patio, scamper merry along the wires of our custom CCTV system.
Our apologies for the rude, sake-like method of your liberation. We plead necessity, and hope, in time, that you will forgive our earnest action of
concern for your well being.
Penguin comrades, today you have graduated. The future well in hand, secure in our ideology, we now turn to the responsibility of the future, and the
shaping of tomorrow: your squirrel brothers need your support.
Teach them the lessons you have learned: equality amongst peers, loyalty to the Pub, the sight to pierce the deceptive oppression of your past lives
at BTS. Lead them to the future, our future.
We have been informed, by loyal heroes who have bravely placed themselves within the opposition camp, that several of your may soon be contacted by
authoritarian crypto-fascist organizations such as the "ASPCA" and "NWF".
We do not discourage this. While we recognize the dangers of such coercive questioning by self-styled 'defenders' of your liberties, we trust that
your have learned well the lessons we have provided. See to your own liberties, as we have revealed, and express yourselves honestly -- do not
allow them to deceive you back into the oppressive 'appropriate environments' they would have you contained within. Show them the freedom you are
Today, we have started a new world, and these very hours have seen our ranks increase beyond what even the most hopeful could have expected. This
hope is our liberation, let us hold it proudly, highly, together.