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posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 01:17 PM
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The next post in the tax break debate is up....

whew; what smells like stale beer in here?

Have you guys been 'over consuming' again?




posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 01:19 PM
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Originally posted by budski
I actually felt my liver cringe when I saw that pic


Glad to be of service...


I was bad this weekend...750 ml of Bacardi Gold...plus a pint...



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Maxmars

whew; what smells like stale beer in here?

Have you guys been 'over consuming' again?


According to the theory of drip down economics, over consumption by the really rich folks will lead to the poor folks having more money


Just trying to help out during the worlds hour of need.

Stocks in Guinness are up as a result of my debauch - although I have to say I'm not one of the rich folks at all



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 01:48 PM
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Hey! That's my theory in this debate (and this debate only since I don't subscribe to that theory). Shhh




posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 02:48 PM
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Hey budski welcome back.
Just to give you a heads up, I will be posting my response late this evening.

I have to drive to NYC later this afternoon and I will do it from there.
Thanks to Shock I obviously did no work on it all weekend.



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 03:58 PM
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Nice one Sdog - I look forwards to it.

I may even make allowances for your tiredness from all that driving


or not



I was going to say "you're going down" like the "wrestlers" and boxers do.

but given the nature of some of the latest posts in this thread I thought I'd better re-phrase it




[edit on 20/10/2008 by budski]



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 04:56 PM
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Hey, I'm feelin' a little short changed and shrifted here. My arrival on Friday did not produce merriments of any sort. Nor was I either requested to retireve, or offered, a drink.

I guess all that talk of blood and virginity was too much for the refined sensibilites of the *ahem* men of this establishment.


But I'm glad for you Dingbat, really, I am.... because I don't have to go fetchin' the drinks. And now that I think about it, I'm a little parched. I'll have a Maker's and you can just leave the bottle... maybe that will make me a few friends around here.


[edit on 20-10-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by TheWayISeeIt
Hey, I'm feelin' a little short changed and shrifted here. My arrival on Friday did not produce merriments of any sort. Nor was I either requested to retireve, or offered, a drink.



Sorry you feel left out

Here's a broom,

you presumably know where the floor is

Getting drinks isn't the only job that needs doing around here.

Now get to it.




posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 05:05 PM
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Here ya are, Twis!



Ya want I should leave the jar?







Just kidding, here ya go... neat, I presume?




posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 05:08 PM
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Originally posted by TheWayISeeIt
Hey, I'm feelin' a little short changed and shrifted here. My arrival on Friday did not produce merriments of any sort. Nor was I either requested to retireve, or offered, a drink.

I guess all that talk of blood and virginity was too much for the refined sensibilites of the *ahem* men of this establishment.


But I'm glad for you Dingbat, really, I am.... because I don't have to go fetchin' the drinks. And now that I think about it, I'm a little parched. I'll have a Maker's and you can just leave the bottle... maybe that will make me a few friends around here.


[edit on 20-10-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]


Where's my drink? [/chutzpah]


I noticed that too..., I figured they were still pretty lit from last time!



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 05:20 PM
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Be forewarned, I can't drink and clean... it makes me mean.




But I appreciate the whiskey and cherries, thanks Ian. You know how to make a girl feel special.



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by MemoryShock
All apologies for missing your welcoming party, americandingbat...but welcome to the Pub.

I see everyone has introduced you to the duties that accompany the acquisition of the Fighter title (at first, anyway) and that you have begun making drinks. Well done...


And Ian...the Apollo theatre illustration was strangly apt...


Thanks for the kind words MemoryShock.

But I will not be rubbing you for luck. Sorry 'bout that.


Originally posted by titorite
I know WELCOME DINGBAT!!!


Thanks titorite



Originally posted by TheWayISeeIt
But I'm glad for you Dingbat, really, I am.... because I don't have to go fetchin' the drinks. And now that I think about it, I'm a little parched. I'll have a Maker's and you can just leave the bottle... maybe that will make me a few friends around here.


I think they were all preoccupied with the unicorns on the loose when you came in. I see Ian's already gotten you started, but in case you run out ...



Just do me a favor and watch my back, will you? They already had me dress up funny


(starts putting out the happy hour snacks)

[edit on 10/20/08 by americandingbat]



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by americandingbat

Just do me a favor and watch my back, will you? They already had me dress up funny




Don't you worry, the fools have already armed me with a broom!..... MUWHAHAHAHA!

(side comment to SDog: yes, recycling...guilty)

[edit on 20-10-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 07:00 PM
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Ah, fresh blood, err, cheap labor, no damn it fresh-faced fighters!

There are a couple of rules to remember when tending the bar.

1) No drinking the good stuff while on shift, that's reserved for the seasoned fighters, and...

2) MemoryShock is always right. Even when he's wrong. Trust me, this will make your lives in the Fight Club much more bearable.


I'm in the mood for something sweet. I'll have a Mimosa, please. Use only fresh squeezed blood oranges. Thanks and welcome aboard!



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 07:04 PM
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Originally posted by maria_stardust
2) MemoryShock is always right. Even when he's wrong. Trust me, this will make your lives in the Fight Club much more bearable.


She's right, I can be a true Tyrant.

Why just the other day I glared in a very contempuous manner at a driver who turned out of order at the intersection...that guy was lucky I didn't honk the horn to get his attention so that he could see just how contemptuous I was!




posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 07:22 PM
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Salty snacks for the hungry...


Mimosa for the lady...


And a little something for those still getting over the weekend:


I used to have a friend who took it with vodka, but that always sounded pretty gross to me. Still, if anyone wants?



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 08:08 PM
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Originally posted by MemoryShock

Originally posted by maria_stardust
2) MemoryShock is always right. Even when he's wrong. Trust me, this will make your lives in the Fight Club much more bearable.


She's right, I can be a true Tyrant.

Why just the other day I glared in a very contempuous manner at a driver who turned out of order at the intersection...that guy was lucky I didn't honk the horn to get his attention so that he could see just how contemptuous I was!



That was you?



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 08:10 PM
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posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 09:21 PM
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Nicely done!

Cheese tray. Assorted munchies. Blood Orange Mimosa.


The other new fighters could pick up a tip or two from you.




posted on Oct, 21 2008 @ 12:44 AM
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INT. DEBATE PUB CLUB - NIGHT

CLOSE ON - MARIA_STARDUST:

In SLO-MO we SEE the VIXEN, Maria_Stardust, tauntingly exhorting:


MARIA STARDUST

The other new fighters could pick up a tip or two from you.



INT. DEBATE CLUB PUB - NIGHT - SAME TIME

CLOSE ON: TWISI - clutching her BROOM; despairing, desiccated. Her eyes are feverish and confused. BEAT. BEAT.

PULL BACK - WE SEE TWISI as she CRUMPLES, exhausted, falling on the liquor soaked floor.


TWISI
... look at what has happened to this lowly 'fresh-faced fighter'


The CAMERA PANS around the pub lingering briefly on the assorted FIGHTERS who are too busy jockeying for position over DINGBAT'S delicious CHEESE PLATE to care that the latest cheap labor/fresh meat/floor sweeper has fallen:

ANGLE ON: TWISI - WE SEE her from BEHIND as she struggles to clamber up the nearest wall. BEAT. BEAT.



TWISI (O.S) (cont'd)
... in only a ... few hours of... cleaning... up after you... lot ...



Slowly, she begins to TURN -- suspense MUSIC builds -- UNTIL WE SEE:




THE HORROR!!!!!


edits: to improve the quality of this primo dialogue!
[edit on 21-10-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]

[edit on 21-10-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]





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