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posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 12:21 AM
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morning pub


they say we will get temps up to 17°C today - so it is true:

Spring is just around the corner!



sick leave is over

so back to school
:/




posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 02:58 AM
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I just got back from my latest vigil at the hospital. This makes 9 potentially fatal conditions plus one false alarm spread out over 6 different family members in the last 6 months, but everyone's still alive.

For people who are apparently either very unhealthy or cursed, my relatives sure are hard to kill.

We've developed a pretty fool-proof system to dealing with hospitals too, which I'll share.

Step 1: If you've got 2 registered nurses in the family with a combined 50 years of experience, bring them with you.

Step 2: If you've got a few unrefined large men in the family, bring them too, so that the doctor will insist on only speaking to the aforementioned nurses.

Step 3: If the night security guard flirts with you, don't give her the cold shoulder until you're sure you won't need to get through any locked doors. (This step is difficult for some people. Just keep telling yourself that age is only a number... weight too).



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 03:58 AM
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Originally posted by The Vagabond
Step 3: If the night security guard flirts with you, don't give her the cold shoulder until you're sure you won't need to get through any locked doors. (This step is difficult for some people. Just keep telling yourself that age is only a number... weight too).


Those are two circles on a Venn diagram that you never really want to see overlapping.

*Chauvinism high five*

Edit: forgot the main point of the post... I hope your family is OK!

[edit on 31-3-2009 by 44soulslayer]



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 06:40 AM
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Originally posted by orange-light
morning pub


they say we will get temps up to 17°C today - so it is true:

Spring is just around the corner!



sick leave is over

so back to school
:/


What? You go to school? Are you a teacher?



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 07:05 AM
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Grrrrrr! Here's a conspiracy for you! Everytime I post a new thread in the "Conspiracies In Religion" sub-forum it appears in the "Mysterious" sub-forum. I follow all the right links etc but once I hit [Post New Topic] up it pops in the mysterious forum!

What's going on?



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 07:10 AM
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reply to post by Supercertari
 


Conspiracies in religion is the sub forum in the main forum of mysterious subjects. Look at it in the board page.



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 07:19 AM
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Don't debunk my conspiracy like that! I'm sure its the NWO trying to derail my insightfulness with their gemmatria like programming sub zone control interface. I'm onto them!

[Oh yeah, so it is - oops!]



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 07:26 AM
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You asked for the conspiracy to be solve, and I solved it within a few minutes, and now, you are asking me, why I solved it?


I would say that, what you mentioned is a conspiracy!



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 10:52 AM
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PJ are you sure this isn't you?




posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 01:12 PM
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sick leave is over


Yep, but I am still sick.
Freaking karma. :shk:

And, at work......and not happy about it.

Fun times.....



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 01:44 PM
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Originally posted by peacejet

What? You go to school? Are you a teacher?


i could teach the stuff
but unfortunately i am a student

freaking employment center activity

reply to post by Supercertari
 


does it only happen to you or to others as well?


it is a conspiracy super - maybe just a super-conspiracy

don.-t listen to peacejet.s suggestions, he is far to logical
since it happens to the religious forums we have to deal with it on a more spiritual level
a spiritual conspiracy! we should open a thread about it



btw. please don.t anybody take me to serious tonight
i have been on the roads from 7:30 am to 7pm

school - started a new class - photoshop - is teached on macs
so everything is fine but long days

after that i taught math tutorials to an 8th grader

(@peacejet see student and teacher on one day)

than i went home to care for little orange and the furry kids

talked to my mom who got an operation today - preparation for dialyses, everything went fine


has anybody of you read the book
"men are from mars and women are from venus"

the author of that book claims that any time a woman wants to talk the man gets the idea he has to solve the problem she is talking about.
therefore he would put on a handy man cap and gets his tools
but women just want to talk about it

anyway
today i got the impression of peacejet being the man trying to solve the problem
and supercertari being a woman wishing to talk

@super maybe the shoe debate doesn.t do you really good


@skeppy
still not feeling better? poor honey

my good thoughts are with you



posted on Mar, 31 2009 @ 06:24 PM
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Phew! Just watched all three Matrix films back to back, entertaining.

On returning to my PC I found I had been recommended by an aquaintance to watch this. I hope it amuses the pub as it did me. STar Wars clips overdubbed with James Earl Jones's dialogues from other films, particularly some of the 70's ones he was involved in.




posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 04:54 AM
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i just can.t see your video super

so ……… hmmm ………… 




good morning pub


we got a test post to do



edit:

anyway

just more shoe shopping and smacking for you my friends

just enjoy - but leave some of the popcorn for me




[edit on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:57:53 -0500 by orange-light]



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 05:21 AM
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If anyone is up for a light-hearted or serious Challenge Match of our topical choice...let me know.



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 08:51 AM
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reply to post by 44soulslayer
 


That is me in the future. I came back from the future to help the present timeline.



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 12:03 PM
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I'm up for it.


Oh wait ...

I forgot I'm still in the tournament.





see you after my post ban everybody ...

[edit on 1 Apr 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 12:05 PM
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Im still up for our Debate on Duality/Non-Duality later on. You're doing great in the Tournament I noticed



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 12:07 PM
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As soon as dingbat disposes of me in the next round I'm up for it.



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 12:07 PM
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***No T&C Violation***

I dont mean to be niggardly about faggots but the Bitch ate all of mine.

***No T&C Violation***



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 12:16 PM
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Oooh that's just asking for a warn.



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