Fight Club Pub.

reply to post by Benevolent Heretic


Force of habit. I picked up that address when I was in the Marines, where to the best of my limited observations, it seemed there were no ladies, and few females.

posting to reveal

Congratulations to TruthWithin, TheMythLives, nefermore, and 44soulslayer!

And thank you to the debate judges

And to everyone else: why is it so quiet in here?

reply to post by americandingbat


Dunno - strange that. It's almost like all the loud, vocal members in here have been busy doing something else.

Hey look guys!!!!

It's 0530 and I am the only Mod on the boards...



[edit on 3/1/2009 by semperfortis]

reply to post by semperfortis


Yea it's been a slow few days.

Another coffee, same as yesterday?

Yeah PLEASE!!!

The Pastor came by the house yesterday, so I definitely have to go to Church today or my butt will be in a sling with him...

Originally posted by semperfortis
It's 0530 and I am the only Mod on the boards...

Time to run riot oh wait to avoid gangs of prohibitions(SP?) from hijacking ATS only prune juice will be supplied . Newspapers will be available for those who will need to make the necessary detour after provocateurs have gone home .

reply to post by semperfortis


One of what she's having, coming up:



Let me just drive the forklift out to the dishwasher building and get you a clean cup...

reply to post by Ian McLean


You know I like you Ian, but can I have Her deliver the Coffee?

reply to post by xpert11


Can I run riot quietly in the back?

My Head Hurts...

Originally posted by semperfortis
You know I like you Ian, but can I have Her deliver the Coffee?

And how will you explain her presence to the Pastor coming round to fit your butt sling hmm? Think it through man! You need a coffee for sure.

reply to post by Supercertari


Good Point!!!

But when it comes to that, I would much rather explain it to the Pastor then the Wife.....

This was posted by a member of another forum I attend and it amused me.

How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that it had been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to check spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that the group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best bulbs, what brand of bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures and add "Me Too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Five to actually call the lighting industry on the phone just so he/she could (be the correct high almighty).

Thirteen to say "do a google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all over again.

[edit on 1/3/09 by Supercertari]

Originally posted by Ian McLean
reply to post by americandingbat

 

Dunno - strange that. It's almost like all the loud, vocal members in here have been busy doing something else.

There have been so many tempting walls to ram my head against over the last few days

And can I have the same as Semper? You don't have to send the girl with it though

reply to post by americandingbat


One "medium" coffee from Tabe's Bistro in Berlin, coming right up!

Care for a quart of cream and perhaps a 1/2lb sugar in that?

reply to post by Ian McLean


fix it however you feel is best I'm just gonna jump in let the caffeine soak through my skin

reply to post by Ian McLean


Can I have one of those?

The coffee that is.

reply to post by GAOTU789


Of course that's what you meant. Wow, those are popular today. Good thing I wore my back-brace.

*hops on the forklift to go fetch some more mugs*

* refills the brew-vat *


(Amusingly, this warehouse is actually where I get my RL coffee)



Ding, join the caffeine-whirlpool party:





And a travel cup, for the mod-on-the-go: