It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

Fight Club Pub.

page: 379
40
<< 376  377  378    380  381  382 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 08:43 AM
link   
reply to post by maria_stardust
 


No fair!

Women use rubbish pick up lines as well

"If you're a good boy I'll let you buy me a drink"




My answer is not repeatable on a family site, but it began with "if you're a good girl I'll let you......"





posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 08:48 AM
link   
reply to post by maria_stardust
 


I'm sure.

I suppose unfortunately for me I was the never the type of guy who tried to pick up women or use lines.

Every relationship I've ever had, including my wife, evolved from longstanding friendships.

Sometimes I think I may have missed out on some fun...other times I don't.




posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 08:53 AM
link   

Originally posted by budski
reply to post by maria_stardust
 


No fair!

Women use rubbish pick up lines as well

"If you're a good boy I'll let you buy me a drink"



...oh my God...I recall that one. A real turn-off.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 08:55 AM
link   
reply to post by budski
 


Oh, my! I don't think I've ever been so trite, coy perhaps, but never trite.



Two of the worst lines I have ever had the displeasure of hearing were:

"Are you lost, because Heaven must be missing an angel."

and,

"You and I could make beautiful babies together." Ugh.

But my favorite line by far was, "You're my happy thought for the evening." I have to admit I blushed at that, and we dated for awhile.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 08:57 AM
link   
edit (tested code)

[edit on 3-2-2009 by Skyfloating]



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 08:58 AM
link   
reply to post by Skyfloating
 


The downside to my standard answer was that they sometimes said "OK!"


I'm so glad I don't go clubbing or to the pub very often these days - and when I do, it's with my GF, who (like nyk) I was friends with before we got together.

When I look back, well.......

Let's just say I wish I suffered from selective memory





posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:00 AM
link   
reply to post by budski
 


Selective memory.


I've utilized that quite well over the years.

...and thank God for that....



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:01 AM
link   
reply to post by maria_stardust
 


How about "get your coat love, you've pulled"

or

"here's 10p to ring your mom and tell her you won't be home"

So many guys do this, and wonder why it doesn't work.

I'm just naturally cheeky and like a laugh and a giggle - plus I always talk to women like they're, y'know, human instead of another species.

Worked for me





posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:02 AM
link   
reply to post by budski
 




You know, part of me always tries to convince myself that nobody really tries lines like those and thinks they will work.

For some reason I still believe in humanity.

I have no idea why....



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:07 AM
link   
Chat is almost empty anyone care to come there?



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:09 AM
link   
reply to post by nyk537
 


I don't think I've ever seen anyone have any "success" with cheesy lines - a wink and a cheeky grin, yes, cheesy lines, no.

And yet I saw the same guys trying the same lines week after week - I think they look at it like fishing, or more accurately, trawling, cast a wide net and all that and sooner or later you'll catch something.

Sometimes literally.




posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:12 AM
link   
reply to post by nyk537
 


I wish people would realize that the fine art of flirtation revolves around actually conversation and not just meaningless one-liners. Of course, that would mean that a little genuine effort would have to be put forth.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:14 AM
link   
reply to post by maria_stardust
 


Effort.

That word seems to have lost its meaning today.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:17 AM
link   
reply to post by nyk537
 


Good morning NYK, and other assorted pub-goers...

My first reply in the humor debate is posted:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

*grabs the left-over pitcher of water*

*brews coffee*



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:21 AM
link   
reply to post by maria_stardust
 


And I have an advantage in the conversation dept - as long as a woman likes a deep voice




posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:21 AM
link   
reply to post by Ian McLean
 


Morning Ian,

I'll do my best to get at least my first reply up before my leave of absence.

My wife will be induced Thursday morning, but we have to be at the hospital tomorrow night.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:29 AM
link   
reply to post by nyk537
 


Hmm... can't you ask her to wait?



... just kidding! I would say "no hurry", but I think your wife probably disagrees with those words, at this point in time!



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:30 AM
link   

Originally posted by peacejet
"The resident 'grandmother' of all FCP members"


PJ: You might google "how to know when it's time to quit."

Just a heads up for my esteemed fellow fighters.

I'm back at work and will be around most of the day!

[peacejethide]Don't waste your time educating, adopting, or flirting with peacejet. As soon as his current debate is finished, he's dead.[/peacejethide]



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:30 AM
link   
reply to post by budski
 


A pleasant conversationalist and a rich voice, now that's a deadly combination in my book.



posted on Feb, 3 2009 @ 09:31 AM
link   
reply to post by budski
 


but how does it work when you have, unfortunaetly go back into the game coz your long term relationship is to get divorced and you feel too young to stay alone for the rest of your life?


today shold have been my 14th wedding aniversary - but i will get my divorce hopefully this year.

meanwhile i feel a bit lost in that game.




top topics



 
40
<< 376  377  378    380  381  382 >>

log in

join