Fight Club Pub.

Originally posted by TruthWithin
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

You know what they say about guys with big flails...

"It's not the size of your flail, it's how you wield it"
Hard to confirm though.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


you going out your way to search for a man in a swimsuit
and the 3 posts

i found very weird


on topic

if i dont get my results i will put a fatwa on someone (seeing as there are a couple against animated charectors mine may be in a que)

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reply to post by bodrul


Oooooh a fatwa, passing the buck, i likes but:

According to the usul al-fiqh (principles of jurisprudence), the fatwa must meet the following conditions in order to be valid:
The fatwa is in line with relevant legal proofs, deduced from Qur'anic verses and hadiths; provided the ahadith was not later abrogated by Muhammad.
It is issued by a person (or a board) having due knowledge and sincerity of heart;
It is free from individual opportunism, and not depending on political servitude;
It is adequate with the needs of the contemporary world.

wiki

We might be over-thinking this.

I said might!

Just so ya all know, MS has out out the Mod signal and we will be defending our cohort and his various and sundry beverages(the only thing in his fridge) with a well oiled, cohesive defense.

Remember, we have the Government on our side. Also, we have some very
loquacious members of the staff( really, you guys should meet Majic, ) who will certainly lull you into a stupor making the defeat of your unorganized,chaotic attempt at early release of results a walk in the park.

Patience, young grasshoppers. All good things come to those who wait(or complain enough).

Presumably, this calls for a rethinking of the entire offensive strategy.

We can't storm Memoryshock's location, because we don't know where to go, I don;t think the flail thing will be effective and may even be detrimental to your monitors, the fatwa angle is novel, but legally complicated, I know you all tried drinking him under the table, that didn't work.

It's time to try simultaneous telepathic assault! Everyone, think something annoying....

EDIT - Argh! He's called out reinforcements!

[edit on 18-9-2008 by Maxmars]

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Yes, the "mounties" are going to repel us from Halifax.

From whet I can tell from MS's last post, he's on the run and gone underground.
Somebody check all motels at Dulce under the name Rusty Shackleford.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by Maxmars

 

Yes, the "mounties" are going to repel us from Halifax.

From whet I can tell from MS's last post, he's on the run and gone underground.
Somebody check all motels at Dulce under the name Rusty Shackleford.

Oooh, good intel. I'm on it.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Yes, the "mounties" are going to repel us from Halifax.

You haven't heard of the Mounties slogan obviously.

"We always get our man."

Admittedly, that has led to many court appearances lately due to the overzealous use of subduing apparatus but I'm sure semper has those kinks figured out.

And Halifax! Pluuusseeee. I wouldn't admit to being from that city. Actually, none could because no one who lives there is from there. They are all CFAer's.

Why are you folks attacking Halifax anyway.

'Shock is an American.

This defense will be much easier than originally anticipated.

Well, I was calling some of the motels listed at Dulce, and at one of them this guy named "Rusty" answered the phone, but I don't think he's Memoryshock because he called me a "haggis" and hung up!

Any other leads?

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Damn you lol


reply to post by GAOTU789


the only back up the mods have are (the mods on the defenceive that is)





[edit on 18-9-2008 by bodrul]

Originally posted by GAOTU789
Why are you folks attacking Halifax anyway.

Seems as good a place as any to start.

Why, where do you think we should go?
We're obviously somewhat motivated and highly suggestible.

Momentum is with us even if reason lags behind.

I for one am knocking down my own door on the way out, then I'm improvising ...

Go Judean Peoples' Front! Or is it popular judean ....

Reply to post by schrodingers dog

thanks gaotu for the backup...and you can start the mod hunt in times square. I`ll be the one in the red and white sweater with the red beanie...


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Well, if your going to be starting at Hali,may I suggest packing ALOT of sandwiches. The PNDF will probably get hungry along the way.

My advice, take the Panama Canal route. Although it's a bit longer, it is way warmer than your other option, even with GW.

Now if you lot choose the overland route, may I suggest stops in Montreal and Toronto along the way. I hear 'Shock really enjoys hockey so these meccas of the sport may lead to some clues of his whereabouts. You may want to avoid Detroit(unless of course you have family that way) though.

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Well, this is either very good or terrible advice.
I think TruthWithin had it right the first time.
We should have never organized, we're fighters damn it not thinkers.

Now what do we do?
Why must we always be a week late and a flail short.

I forgot to mention my flail has magical powers and can lead us to MemoryShock.

Now if I could just figure out a way to turn the damned thing on....

AH ha i am back folks after a two week battle with internet explorer i finally gave up and tried to log in from firefox and *ding* it works perfectly i was so worried about missing round three its so good to be back

No-one here will ever make a berserker - let alone be able to pillage properly


meh

lightweights

Originally posted by constantwonder
i was so worried about missing round three

Welcome back cw, I read of your latest drama on the ATS issues thread.
You always manage to find trouble, don't ya?

Let me update you, MS is mia. He's taken our arguments and is on the run.
He's only surfacing to use his ats mobile to tease us.

We tried to organize a hunting party but the whole thing was just a terrible mistake. Read the last two pages.

So we're basically imploding without grace or dignity.

So far so good.



Round 3 you say, you might as well start using explorer again.





[edit on 9/18/2008 by schrodingers dog]

Okay..so online work issues relegated me to my cell phone (and you all know how horrid it can be to 'type' on one of them things).

Now that I am home, let us discuss this mob mentality to find me with a flail.

For one, you guys really have a problem with organization.

Seriously....SANDWICHES?!?

Were you anticipating a picnic? And the flail...becuase it is unwieldy and requires space to utilize properly, you are potentially endangering the very people on your side (excuse me Ma'am, I need to start twirling this rather heavey ball of lead and I don't want to scratch you, that's a dear, thank you is not a usual saying in mob situations!!!). Besides, while you are busy playing 'spin the teacup on the pole', I will have already made it far enough away.

So the sandwiches and the weapon were in poor choice.

And you guys are here to debate....?

Perhaps we should cancel Round Three..