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posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 09:59 AM
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reply to post by orange-light
 


Yeah, I know what heike is capable of here.


Better keep a mile distance.




posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 10:48 AM
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Sigh... I think am going to free more callow ageist sexist inanities from PJ with the post, so allow me to offer him some words of adivce:

PJ, honey, don't pick at grown women with Amazonian instincts and intellects. It is not going to work out for you, I promise. We don't want to have to teach a lesson with our golden lassos, gauntlets and tiaras but if you don't start showing some proper respect you're going to force the issue.

Now, do something nice for Heike to amend for your erroneous ways.

EDIT TO SAY: I have now seen the freed post, that's a bit more like it, but I still think an offering of some sorts is in order.

I'm just trying to help you here....





[edit on 1-2-2009 by TheWayISeeIt]



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by peacejet
I dont think that in this age, heike will be able to lasso.


Good Luck getting through today...



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 10:50 AM
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He's setting his sights on me instead


And I need your help in verifying that I've got rankings right, if you're keeping track of that sort of thing


 

EDIT:

Mr. Shock! Maybe you can help us. We u2u'ed semperfortis, but he went offline


peacejet and I have agreed to a 4-round, 1-point challenge match, random topic and sides, with the stipulation that the topic be "something in scitech but not the mars conspiracies and such"


[edit on 2/1/09 by americandingbat]



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 10:55 AM
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I can't help but get a mental image of the scene in 9 to 5 when Dolly Parton's character chases her boss through the office and lassos/hog ties him.

Run, PJ, run. Heike is nice. She'll give you a head start to make it fair but you're still going down.



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by americandingbat
Mr. Shock! Maybe you can help us. We u2u'ed semperfortis, but he went offline


peacejet and I have agreed to a 4-round, 1-point challenge match, random topic and sides, with the stipulation that the topic be "something in scitech but not the mars conspiracies and such"



In light of peacejet's rampant disrespect for a fellow fighter I am inclined to make the topic about a Mars Conspiracy or Politics...


I'll have it up in a bit...



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:06 AM
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he doesn.t have a bit of a chance
but some guys only learn the tough way!

@twisi
nice lesson!
many images occured in front of my eyes!



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:09 AM
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Hey, I wanted to pop my head in and say "Good Afternoon" to everyone.

Hey, MemoryShock, you went offline, before I had access to the FCP - but I want to thank you, for granting me access and allowing me to be part of this forum.

Semperfortis, has got neformore and I going already.

In fact Neformore being as diligent as he is, already posted around 5 am this morning his opening.

Peace!



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:09 AM
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As long as it's not about a Mars Conspiracy or Politics, since I know nothing about either one


What is a Mars Conspiracy anyway?



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:13 AM
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Originally posted by americandingbat

peacejet and I have agreed to a 4-round, 1-point challenge match, random topic and sides, with the stipulation that the topic be "something in scitech but not the mars conspiracies and such"




Well, I guess he deserves his beating after these exploits, but you are running well below your Grade on this one... I guess we could call it a work-out time...

*adjusts green visor, snaps sleeve garter and goes back to assembling the FCP DRF*



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:16 AM
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I don't know, I think it depends on the topic and sides we end up with. There are large swaths of scitech that I deliberately ignore the existence of.

Then again, I didn't know anything about chupacabras, boob jobs, or artificial trees either



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:34 AM
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Originally posted by americandingbat
What is a Mars Conspiracy anyway?


A Mars Conspiracy? Easy...

"In Greek Mythology, Mars Was The God Of War Because Venus Wanted To Stay Under The Radar."


 

You are more than welcome, questioningall...

I look forward to your debate...


Good luck!!



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by MemoryShock

Originally posted by americandingbat
What is a Mars Conspiracy anyway?


A Mars Conspiracy? Easy...

"In Greek Mythology, Mars Was The God Of War Because Venus Wanted To Stay Under The Radar."




Is the "tech" aspect the question of whether the Greek Gods had radar detectors on Mt. Olympus? And will you give me pro or con?



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:53 AM
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I thought the Pub would enjoy this.

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again
asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it
by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition.


Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
(This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all
these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating


I'm feeling psychic today and I predict that list is gonna get longer



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 11:56 AM
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Sdog???

Is that silence I can hear from the chelsea end???

What was that?

2-0 to Liverpool?




posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 12:04 PM
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Thanks for hanging that up in the FCP. An immediate classic



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 12:35 PM
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Challenge Match: peacejet vs americandingbat: Manned Mission To Titan?


Good Luck To Both Fighters!!

[edit on 1-2-2009 by MemoryShock]



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 12:47 PM
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Thanks Mr. Shock


But Gah! Titan is one of Jupiter's moons, is that right? Someone's moons anyway. Nevermind, I'll look it up in Wikipedia



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 12:49 PM
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Good luck to both of yous!






[edit on 1 Feb 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Feb, 1 2009 @ 12:58 PM
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Liverpool Team Statistics Chelsea
2 Goals 0
0 1st Half Goals 0
9 Shots on Target 2
7 Shots off Target 4
9 Blocked Shots 2
12 Corners 1
26 Fouls 16
0 Offsides 2
4 Yellow Cards 3
0 Red Cards 1
77.7 Passing Success 71.7
22 Tackles 22
81.8 Tackles Success 68.2
52.3 Possession 47.7
57.3 Territorial Advantage 42.7



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