Fight Club Pub.

reply to post by GAOTU789


The newbies aren't getting it G, I'll get this round till maria comes back to whip em into shape.

Please don't think of our little initiations as 'hazing'. In truth, they are a valuable FCP training regiment.

Researching various drink orders teaches important searching and image embedding skills, as well as honing a quick-reaction time.

Cleaning out ashtrays, especially Maria Stardust's ashtrays, instills an attention to detail that must not falter, even under the most extreme pressure.

The maid outfit gives lesson of humility. Except for S-Dog, who has no shame - but at least we all know that now.

reply to post by Ian McLean


okay then i guess ill man up who wants a drink.

reply to post by N. Tesla


Now that is what I'm talking about.

Good job, Grey Goose, one ice cube.

Make it a double please. One for SD and Ian also. TWISI will get her order to ya too.

No rush though.

reply to post by N. Tesla


Ah, well done! Top-shelf middle, third from the right, please.

It seems you may have to use a ladder. Learn balance, grasshopper.

well here are all the drinks. i also took the liberty of emptying the ashtrays. and cleaning the vomit.

hey you guys every consider doing a live debate. like in the chat room. you would get a time limit or until the other one backs down. it would be faster and i think funner and we would get a large audience to watch and place betes

reply to post by N. Tesla


Yes, chat is boring with only five members at a time, and fifteen max, this can increase the popularity of chat

reply to post by TheWayISeeIt


thanks TWISI

my only chance - coz i am not allowed to debate in german


for the french maid outfit - just found it in a corner close to the men.s bathroom




i am really wondering why somebody throw it away


reply to post by Ian McLean



ian it is a pleasure to listen to your explanations of the FCP newbies rules.
now i understand the full concept of these tortures!


edit:

i need some sleeping remedies or stuff that help me - sleepless in B.



[edit on 14-12-2008 by orange-light]

reply to post by Ian McLean


What happened here? I never had to serve drinks (absolutely not complaining) but I didn't get to wear the French maid costume either (totally complaining and throwing a fit). I would have tried to sneak out of the pub with it for a night to tease Hubby. I feel kind of jilted.



It's ok, though. It looks better on Tesla and Orange anyways.

reply to post by N. Tesla


Ah, don't sweat it. Your post length is fine. Not like you noticed that copying and pasting from MS Word let you exceed the 10K character limit, a hub bub broke out, the rules are now forever changed, and posts are now deleted after the 10,000th character. Not that such a thing has ever happened around here. Just hypothetically speaking, of course.

Originally posted by AshleyD
reply to post by N. Tesla

 

Ah, don't sweat it. Your post length is fine.

Yikes, patronize much?

Tesla, I hear extenZe works wonders.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Yikes, patronize much?

No, just trying to make sure a fight between you two didn't break out.

(While secretly desiring in my heart of hearts it would actually break out and I could watch as an uninvolved bystander enjoying the drama.)

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

[edit on 12/14/2008 by AshleyD]

reply to post by schrodingers dog


these harrasments end at some point right? i dont think my fragile little mind can handle more of this




enzyte -its what bobs smiling about

Originally posted by N. Tesla
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

these harrasments end at some point right?

Usually at the end of one's first debate.
Usually.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


god damn peacejet. takes him forever to respond.


if i win do i get to abuse you?

o and who is the man in your avatar. i dont picture that as you

reply to post by AshleyD


ashley dear i don.t wear that french maid costume anyway
not my color not my size

especially since s-dog wore it once upon a time


no problem you can voluntarily always wear that costume

on my first day i had to serve drinks like mad
it was orange here orange there, a beer for me, two double brandy, another apple martini
i was glad that i was trained for the job at DATS


for drama:

c'mon i need entertainment right now!
pleaassee

Originally posted by N. Tesla
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

if i win do i get to abuse you?

You can try, though do keep in mind that am canine not avian.

o and who is the man in your avatar. i dont picture that as you

His name is Ramana Maharshi.

This is me:

reply to post by schrodingers dog


hahah you look very happy and slightly drunk. i just might pist a picture of myself. but that would only give you more ammunition.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
His name is Ramana Maharshi.

Sri Ramana maintained that the purest form of his teachings was the powerful silence which radiated from his presence and quieted the minds of those attuned to it.

en.wikipedia.org...

I love your sense of irony.

Originally posted by orange-light
c'mon i need entertainment right now!
pleaassee

Well, I'm not sure whether it will qualify as entertainment or as a sleep aid .. but my next post is up.

Elf Slavery

Hello Tesla and Peacejet! Welcome to Fight Club. I'll have a dark beer, please. Something German and malty...



And don't worry Tesla, I don't challenge children to debates. Maybe when you grow up ...

*Heike struggles into her flame retardant suit while laughing.