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Fight Club Pub.

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posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 06:19 PM
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The newbies aren't getting it G, I'll get this round till maria comes back to whip em into shape.





posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:10 PM
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Please don't think of our little initiations as 'hazing'. In truth, they are a valuable FCP training regiment.

Researching various drink orders teaches important searching and image embedding skills, as well as honing a quick-reaction time.

Cleaning out ashtrays, especially Maria Stardust's ashtrays, instills an attention to detail that must not falter, even under the most extreme pressure.

The maid outfit gives lesson of humility. Except for S-Dog, who has no shame - but at least we all know that now.




posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:12 PM
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okay then i guess ill man up who wants a drink.





posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:16 PM
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Now that is what I'm talking about.

Good job, Grey Goose, one ice cube.

Make it a double please. One for SD and Ian also. TWISI will get her order to ya too.

No rush though.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:18 PM
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Ah, well done! Top-shelf middle, third from the right, please.

It seems you may have to use a ladder. Learn balance, grasshopper.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:18 PM
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well here are all the drinks. i also took the liberty of emptying the ashtrays. and cleaning the vomit.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:32 PM
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hey you guys every consider doing a live debate. like in the chat room. you would get a time limit or until the other one backs down. it would be faster and i think funner and we would get a large audience to watch and place betes



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:34 PM
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Yes, chat is boring with only five members at a time, and fifteen max, this can increase the popularity of chat



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 07:55 PM
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thanks TWISI

my only chance - coz i am not allowed to debate in german


for the french maid outfit - just found it in a corner close to the men.s bathroom




i am really wondering why somebody throw it away


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ian it is a pleasure to listen to your explanations of the FCP newbies rules.
now i understand the full concept of these tortures!


edit:

i need some sleeping remedies or stuff that help me - sleepless in B.



[edit on 14-12-2008 by orange-light]



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 08:57 PM
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What happened here? I never had to serve drinks (absolutely not complaining) but I didn't get to wear the French maid costume either (totally complaining and throwing a fit). I would have tried to sneak out of the pub with it for a night to tease Hubby. I feel kind of jilted.




It's ok, though. It looks better on Tesla and Orange anyways.

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Ah, don't sweat it. Your post length is fine. Not like you noticed that copying and pasting from MS Word let you exceed the 10K character limit, a hub bub broke out, the rules are now forever changed, and posts are now deleted after the 10,000th character. Not that such a thing has ever happened around here. Just hypothetically speaking, of course.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:01 PM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
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Ah, don't sweat it. Your post length is fine.


Yikes, patronize much?


Tesla, I hear extenZe works wonders.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:08 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Yikes, patronize much?


No, just trying to make sure a fight between you two didn't break out.

(While secretly desiring in my heart of hearts it would actually break out and I could watch as an uninvolved bystander enjoying the drama.)

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

[edit on 12/14/2008 by AshleyD]



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:08 PM
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these harrasments end at some point right? i dont think my fragile little mind can handle more of this





enzyte -its what bobs smiling about



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:14 PM
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Originally posted by N. Tesla
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these harrasments end at some point right?


Usually at the end of one's first debate.
Usually.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:16 PM
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god damn peacejet. takes him forever to respond.


if i win do i get to abuse you?

o and who is the man in your avatar. i dont picture that as you



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:17 PM
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ashley dear i don.t wear that french maid costume anyway
not my color not my size

especially since s-dog wore it once upon a time


no problem you can voluntarily always wear that costume


on my first day i had to serve drinks like mad
it was orange here orange there, a beer for me, two double brandy, another apple martini
i was glad that i was trained for the job at DATS


for drama:

c'mon i need entertainment right now!
pleaassee





posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:25 PM
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Originally posted by N. Tesla
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if i win do i get to abuse you?


You can try, though do keep in mind that am canine not avian.



o and who is the man in your avatar. i dont picture that as you


His name is Ramana Maharshi.

This is me:




posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:29 PM
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hahah you look very happy and slightly drunk. i just might pist a picture of myself. but that would only give you more ammunition.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:31 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
His name is Ramana Maharshi.



Sri Ramana maintained that the purest form of his teachings was the powerful silence which radiated from his presence and quieted the minds of those attuned to it.

en.wikipedia.org...


I love your sense of irony.



posted on Dec, 14 2008 @ 09:32 PM
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Originally posted by orange-light
c'mon i need entertainment right now!
pleaassee


Well, I'm not sure whether it will qualify as entertainment or as a sleep aid .. but my next post is up.

Elf Slavery

Hello Tesla and Peacejet! Welcome to Fight Club. I'll have a dark beer, please. Something German and malty...



And don't worry Tesla, I don't challenge children to debates. Maybe when you grow up ...


*Heike struggles into her flame retardant suit while laughing.



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