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posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 12:39 PM
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reply to post by semperfortis
 


Every woman knows there are two ways to influence men. Since TWISI had not much luck with the first, I'll give the second a shot


Semper, for you:



to wash it down:



and to finish up:



So, what are the guidelines for a TWISI vs. dingbat Grrrl Fight?

[edit on 11/10/08 by americandingbat]




posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 12:44 PM
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post to reveal.

Dang first-post-of-page bug



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 02:04 PM
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reply to post by americandingbat
 


Semper, Shock, Sky, GAOTU, get your act together.

I think we have a mod groupie on our hands.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 02:19 PM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 




Naw, only Semper has anything to worry about. And only until we get our guidelines.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 02:21 PM
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reply to post by americandingbat
 


Surely this kind of flirting/manipulation should be handled via private U2U.

Lest the rest of the male fighters lose the little dignity they have left.


Edit: Btw, Shock could also give you your "guidelines" but I guess he doesn't "do it" for ya. I can't says I blame you.







[edit on 11/10/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 03:00 PM
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Hey, no denigrating Mem! As a matter of fact, I think it is time for a little cheer for him while he awaits word of his impending victory:

"Sit in the car
Press on the gas
Move aside
And watch MemShock pass!"

Semper is in charge of Challenge Matches, so he is the focus of our feminine wiles right now. Ding and I want to debate the merits, or lack thereof, of a topic we thought everyone would enjoy -


"Stacking the Decks"
'Augementing Breasts - The Vanity of Vixens or Self-Sacrifice for the Common Good '

Unfortunately, we are being denied the right, due to our lack of experience. But since the only other things on our list are much more hot-button-scandalous, we need a little guidance as to which aspect of the topic is the issue vis-a-vis experience.

I think somebody (eyes Sdog) should start a petition




[edit on 10-11-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 03:41 PM
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I am contemplating a different approach to the same subject and will get back to you two in a short while with what I think...

Just remember both of you, that when this goes forward the Terms and Conditions MUST BE FOREMOST IN YOUR THOUGHTS!!!!

As Fighters we have a long and wonderful reputation for upholding only the finest traditions here at ATS and while I am sure that neither of you would ever do anything intentional, I worry about mistakes.

So let me "Mull" this over just a bit more and I will get back to you...

OK????

((You know I love all of you!!!!))

Semper



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by TheWayISeeIt
reply to post by schrodingers dog
 

Unfortunately, we are being denied the right, due to our lack of experience.


I'm happy to offer my assistance in this matter. Perhaps as the aforementioned mentor.
I have all the "experience" required.



I think somebody (eyes Sdog) should start a petition.


All who want a boobie debate star this post.

Oh dear, that's not gonna help you at all.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 06:49 PM
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For crying out loud. You guys have been going at it like nuts and I'm falling fast on my way out of the top 5.

Unfortunately, I've recently been forced to take a break from my studies, and I'm starting to post compulsively again.

I think MemoryShock has volunteered to be my first victim (again), but I wouldn't mind a crack at SkyFloating, TruthWithin, S-Dog, or Ian either.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 06:52 PM
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I think I speak for both Ding and I when I say that we are, to quote Ian McLean, 'on pins and needles'. And... WE ALL LOVE YOU TOO!

Speaking of Our Beloved Champion; there has been hardly a peep out of him since his Great Victory. If I did not know better? Why, I would say someone is giving his former drinking buddies the High-Hat.

(cue SDog's sure-to-be-genius pic of a High-Hat)



[edit on 10-11-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 06:53 PM
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OMG we are in the presence of greatness.
The Vag is among us.


Shock is taking on Sky next.
I have to finish off budski and then take chissler on for the first ever audio-fight.
But I would love the challenge of debating you at a later date.


A debate between you and Ian would involve two of the best intellects on ATS.
I think he wants to take a break though,

If you don't mind waiting I'll be glad to be schooled by thee.


How'bout semper?







[edit on 11/10/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:02 PM
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"on pins and needles" would be fair to say, yes. And very interested to see what Semper's got in mind for a new take on boobies.

P.S. to semper: I promise that if we get the debate, I will be very good and keep the terms and conditions foremost in my thoughts. I realize the topic could be a sensitive one (please don't comment on that, SDog) for the site and would do my best to make ATS proud. I will only joke about it in u2u's and the Pub (aside from any possible humor employed as a rhetorical tactic in the interest of winning the debate).



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:03 PM
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I'm relatively new around here, but somebody mentioned you a few pages ago in the past tense. I was worried you were dead.

I will gladly the tend bar as we all cheer your return. What's your poison? This is mine.



Long Live The Vagabond!



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:04 PM
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High-hat?



Had a post typed up about the insanity-vs-vanity, blessing-vs-messing debate earlier, but the editor ate it.


I will share a pun I just heard, however: you must guess the punchline:

"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... ?"



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:05 PM
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Originally posted by americandingbat
reply to post by TheWayISeeIt
 

I realize the topic could be a sensitive one (please don't comment on that, SDog)


I wont, my topics are sensitive too.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:07 PM
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reply to post by Ian McLean
 


Shake Mohammed.

No wait, completely different riddle.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:12 PM
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This made him a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis!



[edit on 10-11-2008 by TheWayISeeIt]



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:14 PM
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Ian! You came back


And, Hi Vagabond – you are indeed legendary. I look forward to seeing you fight.

Nice job, TWISI.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:20 PM
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reply to post by americandingbat
 


Sheesh don't post in a page and a half and everyone thinks you've gone AWOL...
...hmm, I brought cookies!



TWISI: Nice going.
Sorry to inflict that; I just had to share after I heard it. Puns are special that way.



posted on Nov, 10 2008 @ 07:24 PM
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reply to post by Ian McLean

I'm hoping to learn all your debating secrets by virtual osmosis, so I need you around. To be honest, I think it's my only shot at beating TWISI, no matter what the topic ends up being.

edit to say Thank You for the cookies - they look scrumptious


[edit on 11/10/08 by americandingbat]



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