reply to post by Big-Brain
You know, I was going to get all indignant at your travesty of logic and science. I was going to sit here and explain to you the flaws in your
argument. Flaws large enough to fly a gas giant through. Instead, I decided to pull out the Bizarrotron(tm) and try to see things from your
perspective.
*steps into Bizarrotron(tm)*
*BZZZZRT....HUMMMMMMMMM*
*steps out of Bizarrotron(tm)*
Hello. Me am BizarroHazard! You am right! There is not can be Phoenix on Mars! Me is can proving it for you, but first me am having something to say.
Me am not liking goat. Goats am smelly. Me am liking llama. Llamas am spitting. You am like llama. You am spitting on wrongheaded science and goats.
Now me am going to help llama prove not can be Phoenix on Mars. Me am suggesting you am reading carefully. Science is much big complex. Maybe
Big-Brain only one smart enough to follow. Big-Brain am smart like llama.
Any llama am knowing light am particle and wave. Light particle am being called photons. Photons am can not go through solid objects, because particle
am solid. Light am can pass through glass. Glass am not be solid. Glass am have tiny holes. Metal am solid. Light am not pass through metal. Am is
being clear?
Any llama also knowing electricity am particle and wave. Electricity particle am being called electron. Electron am particle. Them say Phoenix am
using computer and electronics. Computer and electronics am using metal. Wiring am using metal. Particle am not able to go through solid objects.
Metal am solid. Them am try to say electricity go through metal. NASA frauds am think we am dumb. We am know that electricity am hoax.
We am knowing that no can there be electricity. If am no electricity, no can there be electronics. If am no electronics, no can there be computer. If
am no computer, no can there be unmanned probe. If am no probe, no can there be Phoenix on Mars.
Also, no can there be interwebs, electric lights, servers, or board we am posting on. All am being frauds! You am not can be even reading this! They
am must be making you to am being hallucinating! You am smart. You am can see this must be so! Even llama am can knowing this. Quick! We am must be
making tin foil hat! Then them steam powered mind control ray not am making you see this. This all am go away. No more fake interwebs. No more fake
electric lights. No more fake computers. No more fake ATS board. No more.... no more... no... n...
*Pffffffftttttttssssssss........*
Darn. I think the Bizarrotron(tm) wore off.
Anyway, there you go. With the help of the Bizarrotron(tm) I've proven that there can be no Phoenix on Mars once and for all. Case closed.
(P.S. Bizarro is copyright DC Comics. If anyone from DC Comics ever sees this, please don't sue me!)