Why do UFOs fly like their pilot is drunk??

DAGNABBIT Spell check didn't get that one NEED SLEEEEPPPP

yeah 'exist' but I suppose at times they 'exit' and 'appear'

What do they feed on? PLASMA but that is a vague term to many... so lets try this...

if you rub water molecules together... you generate electricity... this is what happens in a thunderstorm when enough collects you get a discharge or spark and we see lightning... lightning is plasma energy

This energy exists all over the Universe... when a star explodes it leaves a cloud of plasma that we see as a beautiful nebula... but unseen energy goes into space in all directions... and this energy... from every star eventually reaches Earth... if it didn't we would not be able to see the stars and billions of other galaxies...

when they did the tether experiment they dragged a wire through the ionosphere to collect electrons... they got caught with their pants down because there was way more than predicted...

The glowing tether after it broke was still collecting a charge....

That is why NASA infrared films are showing the 'critters' swarming the tether and showing them 'hanging around the tops of thunderstorms...

It is obvious that NASA KNOWS about these because the photographer is zooming in on them

They use the IR hand held cameras because they rarely show up in the normal light...

You see them as glowing 'orbs' near thunderstorms..

but if you REALLY want to see them find someone with a military issue night viewer and go outside of town... and just look UP Just don't look at the Moon you can damage the viewer

You can call me crazy... but until you have a look yourself... you will never know

Back in WW2 all fighter pilots were told 'never fly straight and level for more than twenty seconds in the combat area'. Well that was eighteen seconds to many . But the point is very simply this. A moving target is harder to aquire than a stationery one.
This is why the US fleet is scared wittlless of Irans sunburn /yakonts missiles .As they close on the target they adopt a wildy random flight path to avoid being 'aquired' by defensive measures .
Same with many sightings .

'we have the bogie on radar and closing to visual'
"#, its split in to three , now its six "
"take the shot dammit"
"which one ?"
'anyone you can get"
'Theyve disapeared ,just gone..'
"nothing ?"
'Nothing sir ,just blank".

A great example of force- field technology being directly controlled by thought is:

video.google.com...

Notice how the object moves as if it is a mind wandering slightly and adjusting constantly to fluctuating levels of concentration...

Uh huh so since when are UFO's on our hunt and kill list?

If I were to hazard a guess, as some folks have surmised, I'd think that whatever propulsion they use to get around in free space, doesn't work nearly as well near a large body with its own gravity. If they utilize gravity or magnetics of any kind, maybe that's just one hazard, and might explain the # of crashes, as well. Just as our own Shuttle would have a hard time flying around like a normal airplane, their ships have issues around our planet as well. Just a guess though.

Not bad People always assume that just because they are here means they have to be experts

One thing though energy is normally in waves...

It might be the erratic motion has something to do with the wave pattern of gravity waves... almost like they are 'surfing' them and when they cross from one wave to another you get 'turbulance'

In other words they have trouble in our atmosphere as yo say...

BoB Lazar talks about the Gravity A and Gravity B waves generated by the drive ans E 115... everyone calls him crazy

Yet we are now creating E115 in the labs and NASA is showing us pictures of Gravity Waves by the effects they have on clouds...

image source: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/GravityWaves_ArabianSea.MODIS.2005may23.jpg


So why are they flying like they are drunk?

A) Because the Earth's Oxygen is to rich and it makes then giddy...
B) They ARE drunk... (all that cow's blood )
C) Turbulance due to fluctuations in the gravity waves and interaction with the drive created anti gravity system..

I think I will go with C

Uh, let's not confuse "gravity waves" from "gravitational waves".

In scientific discourse, "gravity waves" are the name for a description of waves in fluids (usually ocean or atmosphere in geophysical contexts) where density fluctuations or configuration fluctuations oscillate due to gravity.

en.wikipedia.org...

This is not anything exotic in the slightest, it is classical 19th century physics. If you take oceanography 101, you will learn about all sorts of kinds of waves which occur and are commonly observed.

Gravitational waves are ripples in the underlying spacetime metric.

en.wikipedia.org...

This is what LIGO etc are trying to detect. You need something really really big to generate them, like an imploding neutron star or black hole. This is space itself stretching and compressing, not the motion of normal matter inside of space.

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well since you refuse to admit your american then we can hardly expect you to admit your trying to shoot down alien craft in the hope of acquiring their technology now can we ? Especially with that crappy little pea shooter you got at pine gap . Thats if you still control pine gap....
The primitive disc type craft tend to be wobbly when stationary but our
sh*t is much better than that .

you still duck and dive like a disinfo pro Zorgon . But you know what , nobody who counts is scared of America's tech anymore . Especially down here . Condie came down to kiss up a little , things cant be going to well for her right now.

I think that people are trying to asscociate UFO's along the same lines as Earth bound craft, We fly using joysticks and cables and now computers , but the underlying factor is we use our hands to fly, computers and such nowadays smooth the flight path out, whereas the UFO's I believe can use the brain patterns of the 'alien' pilots to control the craft.
If their mind is anything like ours then the thought patterns are very irregular, Try and keep a train of thought going and see how long you can keep it before thinking of something else? .
IF the 'aliens' are anything like me riding my motorcycle into work or on the way home, I can ride in a straight line but as soon as I see a nice bit of skirt I start swerving. OR maybe they use occular steering .
Thats when your driving along and you look at something , you don't realise that the car is heading over to the way you were looking at. Your eyes are flitting about all the time and you can't keep your eyes fixed on one spot.
I bet if you had a craft able to 'float' and reach tremendous speeds you'd be distracted by the smallest thing, and if your looking at a totally new world then you'd want to see as mch of it as you can. Like going to a fairground, you wanna ride all the rides in as quicker time as possible,so you can go back and ride the best ones again.
Or in the 'aliens' case go back and buttprobe the rednecks that squealed the most again.