I just received a secure comm from team leader zeta. An excellent suggestion has been submitted. ATS members will be forced to watch B#sh dance while listening to his past speeches.

The Major would like to thank those that have participated in this thread. Many "laughing out louds" have occurred and the Major has remained amused. Please continue with the current course of idle banter; especially you General Izer, not since General Dilemma's retirement has there been an overbearing brass hat windbag of your stature.

Dismissed.

lol hi cia dude or dudette

i bet it's true,but hey the truth needs to come out somewhere,somehow..if not here some place else imo.

the governments need to relax...too freakin paranoid these days imo


hugs

The correct term is SIPRNET. It requires a clearance and is used for classified information up to SECRET.

NIPRNET requires no clearance.

The real meat and potatoes is JWICS, which includes classified information up to TOP SECRET and even Sensitive Compartmented Information.

If you are a very interesting character you may get an entry in the Intellipedia (its like Wikipedia but much more interesting).

Have a Nice Day Fnord!

I just had to chime in because this is just too good, I shouldnt but you guys are over the top. They monitor the web with a webcrawler which flags certain words. Those words are then rated along with multi number of trigger words in a sentence etc , etc, etc. After that a computer program decides the level of action taken till it get to a certain lvl. Some words trigger immediate responses, we can figure out what those words are, I cannot post that info.+++ Very few threats make it high enough for an actual investigation, little lone watching ppl on this site. True threats want to remain hidden, not broadcast on an open mic.

By the way, I love all the made up words and actions that can take place,,,Intelapedia ... thats a great laugh.

Originally posted by Major DiscrepancyPlease continue with the current course of idle banter; especially you General Izer, not since General Dilemma's retirement has there been an overbearing brass hat windbag of your stature.

Dismissed.

General Dilemma was a nancy boy. The new military has no place for his 1950's style protocol.

As for you Major, I highly suggest you report directly to your CO to explain your involvement with this terrorist website.

I'm pretty sure they have programs that scour the web for particular buz words i.e. bomb, terrorist, assassination. If this word appears in conjunction with say president, government then it will pop up in front of the analyst.

He will take a look at it, as you said chuck it in the database and get the search program to keep a closer tab on the site, poster, blogger, whatever.

Thats how it all starts.

Originally posted by jhill76
They might ask: Man, wouldn't it be nice if Bush was taken out. If you agree, you have answered his question.
[edit on 25-5-2008 by jhill76]

I thought they couldn't trick you into criminally implicating yourself, for instance police cant pose as a drug dealer and sell you drugs, then arrest you. Although the intelligence community is probably immune from those sorts of laws or just ignores them.

[edit on 26-5-2008 by blahdiblah]

I am hardly surprised JHill. I just want to say any reference to force feeding of pretzels was made by my uh, evil twin, Billy. Ya Ya, that's it. I don't know how many times I've told him to stay off my puter!

Intellipedia is a BAD IDEA in my opinion for ONE simple reason
which the following quote illustrates quite nicely:

"Intellipedia was created to share information on some of the most
difficult subjects facing U.S. intelligence and to bring cutting-edge
technology into its ever-more-youthful workforce."

The relevant portion of the above quote is "...ever-more-youthful workforce."
which is becoming OVERLY reliant on "Book Smarts" rather than infield
HumInt (Human Intelligence) gathering methodologies.

And as a Gen-X'er, I am laying the blame SQUARELY on the Baby Boomers
who have raised (make that Are Raising) a whole generation of kids
who couldn't survive "Out In The Wild" if their lives depended on it.

The key words are "Overly Reliant" and a rather HORRENDOUS attitude
problem regarding real-word interview techniques, in-field intelligence
gathering and ANYTHING that requires slogging through rain, wind and
snow to TAKE pictures, record video, and TALK to real live PEOPLE
ANYWHERE in the world.

The CIA/DIA/NSA has been relegated to agencies filled with "Desk Noids"
whose asses continue to spread wider than their shoulders and have
NO CONCEPT of using anything other than Wikipedia, Google and Satellite
photos as Intelligence Gathering methods....Gawd if I put these people into
the field, they'd be EFFING TOAST with their brains splattered all over the
ground by some Syrian/NK/ChiCom/FSB agent that knows what the word
"Footwork" still means!

No language Training, No in-field adversary infiltration knowledge,
no acting lessons at all, no video or audio technology training,
no subtle interview & info gathering techniques training AT ALL !!!!!

All these "Educated Idiots" know how to do is press Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V as they
cut & paste report passages outsourced from British MI-5/MI-6 and
German FIS agents.

It annoys the HELL out of me that we're hiring Blackwater and EG&G people
to do the dirty work when we should kick some of those fat office butts
into the field where they belong and train them intensely to get them
INTO North Korea, China, Russia, Syria, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc.

Indignant Noid Answer:
"WHAT? We can't go there...we look & act too western & can't speak
the language and it's WAAY too COOOLD there....!!!"

My Response:
---- uhm That doesn't seem to stop Hollywood from using it's prosthetic
trickery from turning actors into monsters (or men into convincing women!)
So why not turn that average fat-ass desk-noid into a convincing Syrian
Missile Dealer or North Korea/China Border Trader with something
called Makeup, Prosthetics and CONVINCING ACTING ?????????

and that lack of Languages....could be solved by something many of you
haven't used in a while....A Book....and FACE TIME with
a REAL TEACHER and more than just a few HOURS of practice !!!!!!!!!!!!!

=====

Your day doesn't end with a flick of Ctrl-Alt-Del and the LOGOFF button
so how about NOT filling HumInt with SO MANY DESK NOIDS when
FIELD AGENTS infiltrated into RELEVANT AREAS-OF-INTEREST are
FAR MORE IMPORTANT than twenty-thousand hits on Google !!!!!!

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THAT IS MY RANT FOR TODAY to be included
within Intellipedia for those who give a Rats A** about
the state of our IntelOps

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Oh Yeah!!!!!! My Consulting Rates to Fix This Mess
are $350/hr + Expenses - Call Right Now !!!!!!!

Let me just make a point in support of Jhill ....

Project Echelon is located north of the Canadian Border, but built by the NSA and CIA as a means to monitor all communications in all forms electronically. They built the site there because to eavesdrop on US Citizens is against the law in America.

Every type of electronic communications is monitored. Websites are visited and logged. Emails are logged. Phone calls and faxes are logged.

So, for those of you who don't have any info on "PROJECT ECHELON" please google it. You might just be amazed at what you find out about it.