Nerdling for President 2004!

*Ocelot walks to the podium and the crowd goes wild*

"Is this thing on? Testing! Testing!"
*clears throat*
"It is my honor and priviledge to introduce to all you people here today, and the millions watching around the world, the man who will run for President and challenge the establishment, a man who will fight for truth and justice.... your future president... NERDLING!!!"

*the crowd goes wild as Nerdling steps to the podium to address the crowd*

*struts up to the podium in a drunken neil diamond/howard dean fashion*

Ladies and Gentlemen of the crowd, i hereby declare myself as the candidate for supreme ruler of the world in 2004, i plan on a campaign of fear, terror and intimidation, but hey, i'm still better than the opposition.

I propose a radical set of changes that elevates ATS to the status of religious text to be taught to children in school instead of ethics. Social security will stay, as will guns, we're pro-choice and we demand a strong military and incredibly violent foreign policy, these wars will fund federal taxes through our complete monopoly of journalists.

I will name my cabinet later!

And for the assassins... i've got your number... and the clock is ticking.

*Waves fist in the air*

NO NERDLING, NO PEACE! NO NERDLING, NO PEACE!

waiting in the tower with sniper rifle

Excellent! May I propose that we teach our kids to fight with bayonets like our enemies do?

[/sarcasm]

I will not be swayed no matter how good your avatar looks.

Nerdlings of course.

[Edited on 2-3-2004 by Questor]

Put that shirt back on, Mr Timberlake.

1) No photos of persons wearing less than shirt-and-shorts.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

1 for Tetsuo

6) No persons pointing weapons at the viewer of the image.

Don't want ya'll fools getting banned.


People are offended by weapons being pointed in a picture?


PS: Atleast Gazrok isn't pointing the sword at anyone, such a gentleman. just messing with ya Gaz.

[Edited on 2-3-2004 by Lysergic]

My hands are letheal weapons

I'm psychic, so my eyes are weapons too!

I hope your not pointing that eye at me!