posted on Mar, 1 2004 @ 06:45 PM
*struts up to the podium in a drunken neil diamond/howard dean fashion*
Ladies and Gentlemen of the crowd, i hereby declare myself as the candidate for supreme ruler of the world in 2004, i plan on a campaign of fear,
terror and intimidation, but hey, i'm still better than the opposition.
I propose a radical set of changes that elevates ATS to the status of religious text to be taught to children in school instead of ethics. Social
security will stay, as will guns, we're pro-choice and we demand a strong military and incredibly violent foreign policy, these wars will fund
federal taxes through our complete monopoly of journalists.
I will name my cabinet later!
And for the assassins... i've got your number... and the clock is ticking.