Would you join the Illuminati?

reply to post by Spooky Fox Mulder


Humans are pretty stupid huh? That is exactly the way they would have it. You see, my dear boy, you don't JOIN the illuminatus......you are born into it. It is a bloodline that stretches back to the antediluvian era. Yeah, the people on earth were killed but there are the (not so human) that hung in there ..."as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be when the Son of Man returns". The illuminati is a cross-breed between the the genome structure of human and Lucifer. This is why they are so much smarter than humans....they are, in essence, half angel. Their bodies decay daily and they are (to the eyes) one of us, but their intelligence is of an ethereal nature, a spiritual IQ, if you will. They have a place for anyone to 'work for them' who is willing to ignore the decadence of their own souls, but rest assured, they will pay you for your efforts in your own blood, sweat and spiritual ruin. Then you will have Hell to look forward to as well. Better to walk in the light and see where your footsteps take you than to dabble in darkness and fall into every ditch that awaits you. The last ditch (were you to work for them) may just be six feet deep. This online stuff about the illuminati basks them in a twilight of fraternal brotherhood and friendship for only those "in the know", it is esoteric and arcane in nature yet just know you will not want to be in the know once you have once known, for then, there is no escape but death as you may have seen many articles allude to. It's not worth it to ride their coat tails to be cool or accepted or for paper that is not balanced with an element of virtue,that is to say, money balanced with gold or silver. Our current money system is nothing more than data and we are already feeling the birth pangs of a financial downfall and will soon witness monetary mahem like none other since the dawn of time. Study them and know thy enemy, but don't get tangled in a web designed by the very spiders you would join to save this earth and everyone in it. I assure you, a spider knows every link in the web he designs and the web of chaos was "designed" by the illuminati with you and yours in mind. The world needs a New World Order does it? Again, they create the problems, they get your reaction (fear, discontentment, willingness to relinquish freedoms for protection etc.) which gives them more power and ushers in "The One", the worst. All of this was intricately designed to give birth to the single region of spiritual blackness. All must end then and all must begin then. Do not partake of a meal that will certainly be too bitter for your stomach to boast of. The illuminati is nothing more than Legion of the days of old.

[edit on 24-5-2008 by Phenomium]

i myself would prefer to try and wake up the sleeping even if i had very little chance of success. i much prefer freedom to serving the powers that be as a slumbering sheep

This thread is ridiculous. Have any of you ever travelled to Asia, South America, or Africa, outside of the tourist areas? Have you seen how most of humanity lives? Without electricity, sewers, paved roads, doctors, shoes, school, etc.

Face it. If you're reading this thread right now, you're one of top 5% or so who won the lottery of life and was born into a wealthy society. You are 'the elite'. Worried about the upper 1% who somehow control your life? Be glad you're not pondering your next meal or watching your children die in a malaria fever. Enjoy your spoils. Where do you buy your clothes from? Asian children working 12 hour days, 7 days a week. Where do your coffee, chocolate, and bananas come from? Dirt poor brown people, carrying coffee and cocoa beans and banana clumps in baskets on their heads, barefoot.

You are 'the man', the great white master, reaping the fruits of the third world. You are at the top the of pyramid.

Have any of you ever traveled to the Asia, South America, or Africa, outside of the tourist areas? Every worked for the Peace Corps?

If you're reading this thread right now, you're already part of the 'elite'. You're one of the top 5 or 10% who's won the lottery of birth. Most of humanity lives without electricity, roads, automobiles of any kind, medicine, doctors, sewage systems, education or schooling, shoes, etc.

Where do your clothes come from? Some child in Asia working 12 hour days, 7 days a week in a factory. Where do your bananas, coffee, and chocolate come from? From brown people, picking the fruits and beans by hand, and carrying them to market in a basket on their head, barefoot. They labor and toil endlessly for you.

You are the great white master, reaping the fruits of the third world. You are at the top of the pyramid. You are the elite. You don't have to eat insects and rats to get proper nutrition, nor watch your babies die in a malaric fever. YOu will live a longer, healthier, more pain-free life than most European royalty in history have.

reply to post by amaxa



I think you got some points and that for certain things we should be grateful indeed. But I also think that most of us are by no means 'masters' at all. We seem to be slaves of society with the illusion of being free. And some of us know this and want true freedom.

And technology isn't always such a good thing for humanity at all. It seems we are getting more and more controlled by it.

Perhaps I didn't do a good job of explaining it, but my point was, anybody who has the wealth to read this board is already pretty high up in the 'conspiracy'.

We're like the lords wondering what exactly is going on in the King's court. No, we're not at the top, but don't think for a minute that you're a peasant, or not near the tippy-top of the pyramid.

[edit on 24-5-2008 by amaxa]

We need a one world government, get rid of nationalism and have a social structure that is beneficial to all of humanity.

1) Who is the leader of the Illuminati?
2) Is the Illuminati a gang, cult, devil worshipers, organized crime, enlightened religious fanatics or what?
3) Describe the social structure you envision and what is the social structure of the Illuminati?
4) Do they plan on killing off the greys and reptilians?
5) They have not made America beneficial to all of humanity so what makes you think they can do that with the world?
6) To date, what has the Illuminati contributed to the world?
7) What benefits do they provide their followers?

I don't think there's one singular group who call themselves "The Illuminati", going around recruiting people,

If no organization exists, then, it would be impossible for them to do as some have claimed.

… I'd say that if there are "good" factions amongst them, they're going to keep the name and show everyone why it shouldn't always be synonymous with evil or "Satanism." And they're going to show them soon.

Who is the “them”. I thought the Illuminati was the “them”?

Originally posted by Cadbury

Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
Oh man, if there existed some kind of real-life "Discordians" (Anti-Illuminati) group, I'd join them in a heartbeat!

Or maybe I'll have to start my own!

Discordians exist, but we're not particularly "anti-Illuminati" -- at least I'm not, anyway. Other Discordians I've met are all against all the wars, brutality, bull# and dumbing down, like myself, but is it really the "Illuminati" doing all that, or is it someone else? Perhaps parts of the "Illuminati" are responsible, but perhaps other parts oppose them.

Mix black and white to get grey.

I think if there is an Illumanati/NWO then I agree it's probably got a wide range of factions within it; some good some bad and some grey.

One of the only Illuminati groups that I would consider are the ones that are said to be more the keepers of advanced tech. and wisdom. Specifically a secret society who have been going since the times of Alexander. Their 'turf' is in and around India.
Compared to the meddling and sinister NWO types these guys seem like paragons.
They are supposed to have advanced technology that is kept out from falling into the wrong hands. More about them on this link:

en.wikipedia.org...

[edit on 24-5-2008 by WatchRider]

From what I was told and offered (don't know if it was true or not, still trying to figure that out) I had my chance, and due to my downfalls at the time, the answer is no...

[edit on 24-5-2008 by Ihavenoidea]

Who said joining would be optional?

A good secret society recruits by invitation only. They watch for suitable members, knowing from lineage etc. who would qualify. They approach candidates when the time is right.

A really good secret society has invitations you literally can't turn down, i.e. "you can either benefit greatly from us, or you can be destroyed".

It'd be interesting to know what level these guys operate at...


[edit on 24-5-2008 by gb540]

Originally posted by LockwithnoKey
reply to post by uknow_me72

 

Well, wouldn't they need to replace people at all levels as some point? Death, dishonor, or what have you still exist even among the so called elite orders.

Plus, as far as they'd already have you if they wanted you seems a little short sighted. What about those of us that are still young and pursuing fields that will eventually be of interest to them? A vast array of specialties are obviously needed for such a supposedly large order. And we can't predict what would get you in.

Any type of technology you're studying, they've mastered it and improved it. They have all the greatest scientists and mathematicians and theologists working for them. They're knowledge is far in advance of what anyone in the main public know.

For instance, I think that all Illuminati have at least one clone. Especially the politicians. Political figures have at least 4 or 5.

[edit on 24-5-2008 by Privy_Princess]

Does the illuminati even exist?

reply to post by gb540


If you want to know my story on this, please feel free to send me a tell (U2U).

I'll gladly humor you on it.

Originally posted by Siren

1) Who is the leader of the Illuminati?
2) Is the Illuminati a gang, cult, devil worshipers, organized crime, enlightened religious fanatics or what?
3) Describe the social structure you envision and what is the social structure of the Illuminati?
4) Do they plan on killing off the greys and reptilians?
5) They have not made America beneficial to all of humanity so what makes you think they can do that with the world?
6) To date, what has the Illuminati contributed to the world?
7) What benefits do they provide their followers?

I don't perceive there to be a permanent leader. People live, die and power and wealth change all the time.

Just as in all societies, all walks of life exist.

My ideal social structure would not be a democracy. Knowledge is power, and noone has all knowledge. The brightest and healthiest should rule. In any natural system, who survives? Freedom is an illusion to keep the masses content. You are free to struggle in society if you choose, or not to struggle. That is the only freedom we all have. But it all exists within some society or another, always in a box.

Who says America is supposed to be the wardens? maybe America is supposed to be the prisoners? Given time and distasteful hardships, nationalism could be gone. No more nation to nation warfare, useless bureaucracy within trade, and egocentricism. We all live and work together, for the benefit of all. Communism you may say, but with the correct leadership, this being the brightest and healthiest.

The best contribution so far, has been global security. Symbiotic relationships within nature work the same way. When faced with a dire global threat, The most powerful will do all they can to save themselves, humanity will symbiotically be saved as well. I don't buy into the opinion that they would prefer global suicide, to losing their power. That just sounds like opposing powers skewing social perception in an attempt to topple the power structure. We are all oppressed by nature, if they were really so evil, why do you and I still breath?

reply to post by Cybereality

The best contribution so far, has been global security.

Are you serious? Do you mean global as in planet earth and security as in

1. freedom from danger, risk, etc.; safety.
2. freedom from care, anxiety, or doubt; well-founded confidence.
3. something that secures or makes safe; protection; defense.
4. freedom from financial cares or from want: The insurance policy gave the family security.
5. precautions taken to guard against crime, attack, sabotage, espionage, etc.:

So who is running amuck?

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No, I would not join the illuminati. Most of them are whacked out on a beach with personal physicians shooting them up with feel good injections so they won't feel guilty about going against their 90+ year old elders. Most of the 50+ ones live in Calif. to have a smaller time frame window for calls from Europe harassing them with "What have you produced today" calls. They want nothing to do with the self-fulfulling myths that their families subscribe to, their business managers handle all of it, they are only really needed to put their Templar banking stamp on contracts which the Swiss banks still accept. They are for the most part in deep, deep therapy and considering what whacked out myths their elders ingrain in them it's no surprise.

STM

[edit on 5/24/2008 by seentoomuch]

reply to post by Siren




#3, The only kind of security that truly matters to all of humanity, we should be able to adapt to any other kind of security issue. If a global threat (earth as a whole) were to come up, The most powerful, from all around the globe, would be the ones to step up to the plate and prevent it.

Within the national (country to country) scale, there would be bickering over; who gets to do what, who uses what resources, how would they be repaid, whats the best way of dealing with it etc etc. All bureaucratic nonsense, in the face of a world wide disaster.

This is just a perceived benefit from them, without seeing everything they are up to, I couldnt possibly speculate further.

Originally posted by mcmartinson
I just checked the Illuminati job boards and it seems like they currently have open positions for:

Assistant to the second assistant puppetmaster
Someone 6'2-6'5 who can fit into a giant Owl outfit
Limousine driver for the minister of disinformation
Mass media exploitation and propaganda
Internet mass marketting and subliminal spam email production
Sheepherder
Extreme information extraction specialists - req. waterboarding experience
Special event party planner / ritual sacrifice preparation expert
Executive coin flipper
Clowns and trapeeze artists for yearly Bohemian Grove festival
Makeup artist with experience in Reptilian skin
Ambassador to planet Zzlgorg

Jump on them if you want to join in the fun. Illuminati, LLC is waiting for you to join the ranks of the global elite overlords. Yes, I had to have a little fun with this post. Please don't hurt me - only wanted to bring a few smiles to some of you.

~

Oh... Would I join? Of course I would.

Ha ha ha ha! That was absolutely priceless!!

I have spilled my coffee all over the keyboard while reading this!

We need more comments like that one on ATS.

Um.... I'm 6'2 - can I apply to be fit into a giant Owl outfit?