Would you join the Illuminati?

Most of the humans are generally pretty stupid.

Most of them have boring lives. Humans involve themselves in activities such as crime, drugs and alcohol because they are bored. Humans reproduce because they want to occupy themselves with something to get away from the boredom. Most of the humans are zombie consumers who spent their entire insignificant lives in front of the television sets.

We can't blame them of course - most of the humans are asleep and deep in ignorance.

So, the question is. If you had the the opportunity. Would you spend your entire life to help those humans to awaken from their zombie-like state - well knowing that you might not succeed at all, because many humans want to stay asleep.

Or would you join the Illuminati (or whatever that organization is called) and have some fun?

Let's face it. You are bored as well. Even though if you have awakened, you live in a world where most of its population is asleep. Now, that's not much fun, is it?

Maybe you ought to have some fun. Wouldn't it be fun to join those who control the sheep and play a Sheepherder for a while?

Is there a website or something that you know of where I can join the Illuminati? Is there a recruitment office at my local mall where I can sign up? This sounds like a plan Stan!

I'm not sure they'll accept me though because I may have the wrong blood type.

Peace

It's been said that in order to survive in the jungle one must go native.

With that in mind, whatever agenda a person holds can still be on the table while being part of "the Group". Because of this I say hell ya! I'd join up in a heartbeat. Being part of something doesn't always mean it's part of you.

Fix the outside from the inside...that's what I say!

My answer would depend upon what the Illuminati is actually doing...Basically, if the Illuminati really wants to enlighten humanity & teach the wisdom so that the whole of humanity can socially evolve out of the Dark Ages, then yes I would join.
However, if the Illuminati just uses that as a "cover-story" to gain more "recruits," all the while seeking to suppress & dominate the world, then I'd have to say no.

Yes, I may be one of those people that you describe as being wide awake & bored in a world full of sleepers, but I think I have more of a challenge & more fun trying to wake up more people to join my party, than I would being one of those who keep shoving sleeping pills down peoples' throats...

It's been said that in order to survive in the jungle one must go native.

Brilliant quote, and excellent timing.

I most certainly would join if given the opportunity.

Originally posted by Spooky Fox Mulder

Would you spend your entire life to help those humans to awaken from their zombie-like state - well knowing that you might not succeed at all, because many humans want to stay asleep.

Or would you join the Illuminati (or whatever that organization is called) and have some fun?

Hint: Awakening People, Having Fun and Being Illuminated are all the same thing. Nobody will believe it though, so there´s no need to keep it secret. The sheep keep it secret from themselves.

It would all depend on what you call the "Illuminati," Agent Mulder. I'm not sure that they're just one powerfull group who control all the "sheep." I suspect that there are lots of different factions of the "Illuminati," and that they're all up to different things, oftentimes fighting with each other. If by the Illuminati you mean something like the Bush political dynasty or the Bilderberg group, then no; I'd rather shoot myself straight in the face. But if you're talking about something like ATS member Maban claims he represents; then I wouldn't say no -- assuming, of course, that the two aren't one and the same.

Originally posted by Skyfloating
Hint: Awakening People, Having Fun and Being Illuminated are all the same thing. Nobody will believe it though, so there´s no need to keep it secret. The sheep keep it secret from themselves.

"Word." What does boring mean?

Is this how they sneak a military draft clause in? Join the Illuminati, see the world...

Do not be too quick, to join something you do not understand fully.

Anything can be made to look legitimate, given the will to deceive, says me.

*Trust No-One* cue the spooky music...

-Agent ADHD

They have no room for you or you will already be in. HAHA. THey might need janitors tho.

My point is they have who they want and pick em out. No sign up recruitment. This topic is not pro-life.

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Well, wouldn't they need to replace people at all levels as some point? Death, dishonor, or what have you still exist even among the so called elite orders.

Plus, as far as they'd already have you if they wanted you seems a little short sighted. What about those of us that are still young and pursuing fields that will eventually be of interest to them? A vast array of specialties are obviously needed for such a supposedly large order. And we can't predict what would get you in.

Originally posted by uknow_me72

They have no room for you or you will already be in. HAHA. THey might need janitors tho.

My point is they have who they want and pick em out. No sign up recruitment. This topic is not pro-life.

I am in no way talking about myself, here; but I think there are members of this forum who would make actual members of the “Illuminati” appear crass and incompetent.

reply to post by LockwithnoKey



I am sure that they young ones have family members aleady incorporated in there system. The members led their youngins in the direction of being in the system by showing educational concern and invovling them in the economics. If that make sense that the ones that know of the NWO would groom their offspring to be the next leaders of the NWO.

Even if one were to join the "Illuminati" , or one of its many syndicates it

would only be a temporary deal. As time goes on they need less and less

people in their organizations and one would end up sleeping with the fishes

when their purpose is through. As far as joining and trying to gather intelli-

gence on these secret organizations, one would be found out about and

exterminated very quickly.

Even if one were to join the "Illuminati" , or one of its many syndicates it

would only be a temporary deal. As time goes on they need less and less

people in their organizations and one would end up sleeping with the fishes

when their purpose is through. As far as joining and trying to gather intelli-

gence on these secret organizations, one would be found out about and

exterminated very quickly.

I think dis info about the Illuminati is the number one priority
of the Illuminati, well right now and since they started.

But would I want to cheat people and governments out of millions
of dollars every year.

Cause untold havoc only diminished in scale by the natural phenomena
of floods and earthquakes.

Be under their thumb for all eternity.

Guess not.

reply to post by Spooky Fox Mulder


yes.

I just checked the Illuminati job boards and it seems like they currently have open positions for:

Assistant to the second assistant puppetmaster
Someone 6'2-6'5 who can fit into a giant Owl outfit
Limousine driver for the minister of disinformation
Mass media exploitation and propaganda
Internet mass marketting and subliminal spam email production
Sheepherder
Extreme information extraction specialists - req. waterboarding experience
Special event party planner / ritual sacrifice preparation expert
Executive coin flipper
Clowns and trapeeze artists for yearly Bohemian Grove festival
Makeup artist with experience in Reptilian skin
Ambassador to planet Zzlgorg

Jump on them if you want to join in the fun. Illuminati, LLC is waiting for you to join the ranks of the global elite overlords. Yes, I had to have a little fun with this post. Please don't hurt me - only wanted to bring a few smiles to some of you.

~

Oh... Would I join? Of course I would.

Personally,
As someone who has studied too much and understands the vast knowledge, intergalatic quantum dimensional information that the Illuminated hold I'd have to say I would join in a heartbeat. However, I'm not to excited about the "pagan" practices (and yes I know most holidays are pagan practices as well.) The world doesn't deserve to know the truth, they deserve to be asleep - and there is nothing more sad than that truth.

One more thing, If as 33 degrees you get a quran what do you get when you become illuminati? Probably something from aliester crowley or ancient egyptian secrets on hermetic science.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder if the info isn't accessible now- that you already have much of the Illuminati's ability and the real "in" is secrecy vs. dissent, power vs. powerlessness, and freedom vs. slavery (on all levels). In that case I would also want in.
-Sir newest member of ATS

Text White I hope you're kidding. It seems like a bad idea. I say this next part in a concerned caring way, there seems to be a lot of ego in some of the "enlightened" responses.

Let's assume that the Illuminati is real for a moment and that they indeed have influence on the masses. Then also take a look at the result of that influence in the world around you.

Does that look like the kind of work you want to be responsible for? If so, then you fit into a group of people who want power and control over other people, which isn't very ethical if you ask me.

And if the Illuminati is a group of people who means well for other people, they are doing a lousy job.

For me the answer is therefore: of course not!