So Jesus created sex? I am totally confused on this one. Some
people may call Jesus the Lord, but the point is, what did the
cavemen do with their mates? Was Jesus around then? NOT !!
What did all of the people do that were around thousands and
thousands of years before Jesus? You are making some really
bizarre claims here. I know, the Aliens came down and impregnated
all the females of the planet before and after Jesus created sex.

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You are a bit lost on this one.

Nature created sex.

Jesus may have endorsed sex and saw that it was natural
and was not neurotic about sex unlike many of his followers.
However Jesus did not create sex, sex like nature is infinite.
Infinite means like a circle-no beginning and no end.
Maybe that's why breasts are circles and ..I won't go there.

The big-bang was a molecular gang bang in a pre-existing universe.

Yes he created all things..

1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was with God in the beginning.

3Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. (John 1:1-2)

Contrary to popular opinion God is not a prude, it's just that he wants us to reserve sex to marriage. Read the Song of Solomon it's pretty racey stuff and it's in the Bible.

SoS 5:

3 I have taken off my robe—
must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet—
must I soil them again?

4 My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening;
my heart began to pound for him.

5 I arose to open for my lover,
and my hands dripped with myrrh,
my fingers with flowing myrrh,
on the handles of the lock.

Jesus was not Yahweh (God the father), he was the Son of Yahweh, his word made flesh, and it was Yahweh who did the creating. Any time you see LORD in capital letters it is translated from the Hebrew word Yahweh...

Genesis 2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,

Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Genesis 2:8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

Isaiah 42:5 Thus saith God the LORD, he that created the heavens, and stretched them out; he that spread forth the earth, and that which cometh out of it; he that giveth breath unto the people upon it, and spirit to them that walk therein:

Isaiah 43:1 But now thus saith the LORD that created thee, O Jacob, and he that formed thee, O Israel, Fear not: for I have redeemed thee, I have called thee by thy name; thou art mine.

Isaiah 45:8 Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it.

Isaiah 45:18 For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; God himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the LORD; and there is none else.

Genesis 2:9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

Genesis 6:7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

Jesus was the word of God the father made flesh, he was not God the Father, he was his first begooten...

John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

Now you could say that Yahweh was Jesus, but Peter makes it plain that is not correct in the Book of Acts, twice, in one chapter....

Acts 2:25 For David speaketh concerning him (Jesus), I foresaw the Lord always before my face, for he is on my right hand, that I should not be moved:
26 Therefore did my heart rejoice, and my tongue was glad; moreover also my flesh shall rest in hope:
27 Because thou wilt not leave my soul in hell, neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.
28 Thou hast made known to me the ways of life; thou shalt make me full of joy with thy countenance.
29 Men and brethren, let me freely speak unto you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his sepulcher is with us unto this day.
30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;
31 He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption.

If you understand what Peter is saying here, it is that since David was still in the grave, he is noting talking of himself rising from the dead and always seeing the face of Lord before him, but that as a prophet, he was writting this from the perspective of Jesus himself, that these were the future words and thoughts of Jesus during his life time. Now, the thing that proves that Yahweh is the father and not Jesus, is that in the original quote from david in the Hebrew, where he talks about Jesus always seeing the LORD before him, the word for LORD is Yahweh...

PSALMS 16:8 I have set the LORD (Yahweh) always before me: because he is at my right hand, I shall not be moved.
9 Therefore my heart is glad, and my glory rejoiceth: my flesh also shall rest in hope.
10 For thou wilt not leave my soul in hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.


Again, Peter goes on to prove that Yahweh is the Father, and Jesus was his Son by Quoting David...

Again, in the Psalms, David says that Yahweh says sit at my right hand....

PSALMS 110:1 A Psalm of David. The LORD (Yahweh) said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.

and Peter in the same chapter in the book of acts, makes it clear that this is God the father talking to Jesus....

Acts 2:33 Therefore being by the right hand of God exalted, and having received of the Father the promise of the Holy Ghost, he hath shed forth this, which ye now see and hear.
34 For David is not ascended into the heavens: but he saith himself, The Lord said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand,
35 Until I make thy foes thy footstool.

Now if you look back at Psalms 110, you'll notice that it is Yahweh that is talking to his son, so Yahweh must be the father, and over and over again in the book of Genesis, as I showed earlier, it says that Yahweh was the creator. The new testament cannont contradict the old, so who is it talking about who does the creating in the new testament? It must be talking of God the father, Yahweh. So, it was not Jesus who created sex, but God the father.

If Jesus is the one and only creator God, why does Yahweh (who is described as the creator in Genesis) say to him "Sit at my right hand until I make your enemies your foot stool?" The answer is simple, but most simply don't seem to want to go there, because to admit what this is saying, is to admit that one is reading the first verses in John wrong. The first verses in John are talking about God the father, not Jesus. The verses later start talking about Jesus, after talking about John the baptist, who came first, where it then says that Jesus was the word of God made flesh, and in doing so, God begat a son. The trinity is just another tradition started by the catholic church, and it comes from babylon. Before the birth of Christ, God the father (Yahweh) said he was one, and that none were beside him....

Isaiah 43:11 I, even I, am the LORD (Yahweh); and beside me there is no savior.

Isaiah 45:5 I am the LORD (Yahweh), and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD (Yahweh), and there is none else.

Yes the deciples did refer to Jesus as God, but that was only after his resurrection into spirit, where he became Elohim (a uni-plural word referring to God).

I don't mean to get off into a theological discussion, but it does have to do with the topic of the thread, which says that Jesus was the creator, while scripture says otherwise.

Jesus "created" sex? This is fascinating. So, the tens of thousands of years before Christ that man roamed the planet in various places, there was no sex? How did we not go extinct? How do we exist at all?

This is one of the most bizarre thread names I have ever seen. And some of the repsonses are quite precious. Like, that there were no cavemen? God doesn't want us to have sex if we're not married? Really? Why not? Do any of you Bible thumpers enjoy sex or is it strictly for procreating for you all? God gave us the pleasure of sex, not just the ability to have it. If you all don't enjoy it and didn't have it before you were married, that's your problems......you missed out on a lot of fun.

Maybe we should all sing that song from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life."

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate
Blah Blah Blah.....
Thump Thump Thump.....

There is no rule book for being human except the one's man has created.

Thump on!

The drama in these religious threads is what keeps me coming back. Like the battle going on between Bigwhammy and whoever.....can you say EGO? Bigwhammy...refresh my memory: who has issues with arrogance?

Thump on with your bad selves. Thump on.

No No I created sex.
I made the whole thing up. you can thank me later by the way. actually it was a parody of how angels had sex, so obviously its a joke that went too far. hey imagine a life without sex, pretty weird right. So as the creator of sex, i must say i like what u guys done with it. keep up the good work.

Wasn't it Jesus who told us to pray to the Father?

MATTHEW 6:9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

I don't diminish the role of Jesus, it was his sacrifice that tore the veil over the holiest of holies, allowing us to go spiritualy before God's throne in prayer, and cleansed us of our sins allowing God to dwell in us, and us in him, through Jesus christ. Instead of telling me what I believe, and that unless I agree with you I will not receive the light of God, why don't address the things I have brought up. If you can find fault with the scriptures I have shown as to why I believe what I do, I'd certainly like to hear it. The scriptures say that God the Father (Yahweh) was the creator, not Jesus christ, and if Jesus and his father have been and always will be one, inseperable, and both eternal, how is that one of them can die and be in the grave for three days and three nights? Jesus was not immortal until he was rasied from the dead into spirit, and this is when he became Elohim, not before hand. It was after his resurrection that the deciples referred to him as "my Lord and my God", not once before hand. Jesus is now on the right hand side of God the father, so how can you sit on the right hand side to yourself? If Jesus was the Father, why would he even say such a thing? But I guess this is pointless, I'll just be called a doubting Thomas again.

Doctorex.

Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
The drama in these religious threads is what keeps me coming back. Like the battle going on between Bigwhammy and whoever.....can you say EGO? Bigwhammy...refresh my memory: who has issues with arrogance?

Thump on with your bad selves. Thump on.

Glad we entertain you. People with strong convictions tend to be passionate about what they believe. Unlike those that stand for nothing and fall for anything.