WAKE UP PEOPLE!

I've decided that from this day forward I will avoid all threads that have this phrase in the title. It just p's me off. The author assumes everyone else is brain dead and asleep at the switch IMO.

What thread titles activate your avoidance alarms?

[edit on 5/22/2008 by darkbluesky]

Usually the ones that are a variation of "I am a [alien, CIA agent, demon, etc.] here to answer all your questions." Oh vay.

hu what? :wipes drool off of desk: where am I? Wha... oh wow thanks for waking me up there. Bein completely brain dead this entire time its just a good thing you came along with that emboldened title for this thread to wake me up.

Man im late for work. Dang! Id discuss this further with you but im already running late

Thanks again for the wake up call. I needed that.

The 'why do you nuts believe this crap' type threads.
It's not my job to educate every sister hugger that creeps out of the woods.
If they were bright enough to find the place, one would think they would be smart enough to find the answer to the question.

OT
The eyeroll smiley bothers me to no end.
I want to create a smiley where the eyeroll gets a not so clean headshot.

I hate the "2012 Dream I had" threads.
I mean, c'mon now!
The chances of all these people dreaming of 2012 in particular is just... You catch my drift.