Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

sourcewww.telegraph.co.uk...'having-sex'-with-1,000-cars.html

Gives the "car bra" a whole new meaning!!

I was already laughing before I clicked your link...

But I was rolling on the floor when I saw the page- notice the advert underneath the story. No photoshop involved, seriously!

He told his girlfriend that making love to her was like making love to a princess.

She didn't know he meant this

Poor girl.



Cue lots of jokes about "getting her motor running" etc



[edit on 22/5/2008 by budski]

I blame the internets...

In the god old days, you busted your hiney to get a car so that you could get some tail... These days you bust your hiney to get a car so it can be the tail. I will now refrain from any "hot sex" (tailpipe) or "safe sex" (wearing your seatbelt/airbag) references...

Dr. Ruth Monkeys, not just for keeping it to the same species anymore...

reply to post by Mirthful Me


"Damn, look at the headlamps on her!"

I had to.

I think my mind is playing tricks on me today. I quickly read the title as 'Man admits having sex IN 1,000 cars'. This version makes more sense than the word 'with', in which case the guy is insane. So maybe the possibility of having sexual relations with, say, a robot might not be too far off into the future, where science fiction becomes a reality. But for now, having a relationship with a bio unit is better than with an inanimate object, such as a car. Sheesh!

Shouldn't this be in the 'Automotive' forum?

Peace

lol...

how did he pull this off?

did he penetrate the gas tank?

Originally posted by LordInfamous
lol...

how did he pull this off?

A VERY unfortunate phrase to use with regards to this story.

reply to post by budski


i don't quite understand what you're saying. explain...

reply to post by gauncents


hope he wore protection
dont know what someone can catch of an excust these days

reply to post by bodrul


Ill take my chances when it comes to this car: en.wikipedia.org...

Totally worth getting getting a TDI from

reply to post by 44soulslayer


i think i may be in love
that is sexy car