Remote Viewers see Giant Iranian Radiation/Gene splicing Terrrorist Spider Project

reply to post by Damocles

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Behold, I am now receiving a channeling from the Spideranians ...,

"People of the world, we mean you no harm, simply convert to our most revered of Faiths; The Esoteric Order of Arachnia..., and there will be no suffering..."

Oh man, Whoa..., what happened ?...



Sorry, I'm done...

[edit on 22-5-2008 by FewWorldOrder]

I fully believe him!



Ground troops in Iran engaging a hostile Arachnid

After a fierce battle a HUGE arachnid and child were taken down



Huge arachnid not shown(was told was to big to fit in pic).

Hahaha, great usage of the two camel spiders.

Not a one liner, I swear!

Shattered OUT...

Meanwhile back in US homeland the boys in blue discovered that the crazy Iranians had shot some creepy crawlies over using those pesky Chinese intercontinental missles



Fortunately for the local constabulary pepper spray also makes a fierce bug spray and the situation was quickly and safely handled.

oh boy...

why is this in featured threads?

Oh, wait....

nevermind.

Doesn't anybody remember what happened the last time somebody created an army of giant spiders? It was a bad idea, a real bad idea.





Next thing you know, welcome to Spidertowne




We need to stop those Iranians now, before it's too late

Although the subject matter is quite serious and there IS a giant spider program going on, I must say, your guys artwork is quite good.. I dont know to laugh or cry. Please understand the situation is quite serious and our remote viewers using quick stop holographic technology capable of rendering remote views, (fast forward, rewind, stop.., zoom.. etc) ARE seeing the program with technical capability you have only dreamed..

Technically speaking, hiding something quite unbelievable in plain site has been accomplished....Remember the trojan horse. WHO WOULD SUSPECT THAT CRAZY GIANT SPIDER IDEA!!! LETS MAKE ONE and use it against them..

Oh.. Again I emphasize gene splicing as a route to overcome inherent genetic defects.. We see 5 legged pigs all the time now due to genetic manipulation of the food supply.. Why dont you believe?

just great, some nutcase is growing killer spiders.
its only a matter of time before they break free and wreak havok.

Personally, I think if anyone created giant spiders it would be Hollywood.

What I heard is that all the giant spiders only started attacking after their agent could no longer get them into any movies.

My thought on the money question is "was there really any money there?" I mean with gas prices the way they are who has "a lot more than 15" laying around?

Speaking of which, I hope they can make giant spiders maybe we'd have a solution to the gas problem. Yeh-haw!

I would like to point something out.

was listening to C2C a few nights ago.. a rerun from I don't know when..

this guy calls in and tells Georgs that he was hiking in the grand canyon... and was very startled at the sight of a LOBSTER SIZED scorpion. he said with its elbows folded inward.. its elbows would reach to both sides of a 8x11 piece of paper and its tail curled upward normally would fit along the 11 length.

he said it was milky-transparent and he could see its innards through its exoskeleton as a glowing-green

he ran away and reported it to the forest marshal and they didnt believe him
he told an indian lady there about it and she said for him to come back the next day and she'd have someone there to tell him about what he saw

so he came back and was introduced to an ex military man that worked on some of the control bases for the nuclear testing sites in the 50s..

this guy told him that he was talking to his higher-up down in the base.. and through the doorway.. "lumbers" this 2 foot long scorpion.. he said it lumbered very laboriously.. like it was having a very rough time actually moving itself because of its own weight...
the higher up commander grabbed a broom and SLAMMED it hard.. killing it and swept it out the door..
and told him "you NEVER SAW THAT"...

he asked someone else at the base about it.. and they said they're everywhere.. and they weren't much of a nuisance other than they just freaked people out.. and that they were mutated from the radiation from all the blasts.

thats all he said.


so i know we're "supposed" to laugh at giant bugs because that's just... well.. what we are "supposed" to laugh at.. because of our culture and our "know it all" arrogance.
and it's fun because we can all make light of things and be silly.

but i would never put it outside of the realm of possibility for such a thing to occur.

relative SIZE OF GROWTH... IS after all.. probably THE most constant variable... of obvious visible observable genetic difference between different members of the same species.

why wouldn't that be the first observable trait to mutate through radiation mediated genetic augmentation (accidental or intentional).
observations have been made in the phenomena... you doubt that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE HASN'T utilized this method if not for the sole reason of knowledge, then for possible applications?

what would be the effects of exposing an enemy to such intelligently directed "results" ??

absolute terror?

would that not be a militaristicaly valuable application?


if you step past the "gonzo factor"... the "b-movie factor" .. the "absurd factor"... and contemplate it completely unbiased and logically..

you'd see where funding.. somewhere WOULD be given to it's development.



when all hell breaks loose and the pop-reduction plan is in full "rock&roll" mode...
what's stopping anyone from pulling out ALL the stops?

nevermind Attack Baboons....

fear the giant spiders.

scariest chit .. everrrrrr.



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For a second there I though it said "its only a matter of time before they break wind and wreak havok." I think giant pooting spiders would do a lot more damage than giant man-eating spiders.

edit: had the wrong there

[edit on 22-5-2008 by tinfoilsrule]

I don't know about the remote viewers, but, it appears our own government is developing the same technology. Better stock up on bug spray.



www.pcworld.com...

Nothing my m249 can't take out, BRING IT ON!

At this point, I've given up on proof....I'd settle for a valid link, even if it was to the Weekly World News, that actually showed something to support your claims.



Makes ever so much more sense than using genetic engineering to create super-human assassins and intelligence agents that could pass among an enemy population looking like perfectly normal people. Did the holograph-enhanced remote viewers happen to see how these bio-technology terrors would be deployed?



You can emphasize gene splicing as a route to overcoming genetic defects all you want. That has nothing to do with the impossibility of spiders big enough to 'take down' aircraft, since the limitation on their size isn't genetic, it's mechanical. Look up something called the 'square-cube' law.

Hang on a second. Here's a link for you, just in case your remote viewers aren't up to speed tonight. I'm keeping it simple, it's a wikipedia link, so they use (mostly) small words and simple math.

Wiki - Square - Cube Law

I'll make it even easier, in case remote viewing doesn't allow hyperlinks:



And the direct application to the subject at hand:



Both quotes from the above-referenced link.

You asked "Why don't you believe?"...there's your answer. Do you have any reason why I should?

oooh Neo...er.. Alice...
the rabbit hole goes sooo much deeper...

Google "HI-MEMS" .... literally.. implanting nano-arrays into insect pupae.. and letting it grow to adult.. while these nano arrays interact flawlessly with the insect's nervous system enabling sensory and guidance data to be transmitted both ways.

eeeerie stuff...
wonder when if not now.. this has/will be developed for mammals... and er.... humans..


google it.. "HI-MEMS" ... i dare ya.


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OK
$1, $5, $1, $1, $20?

Come on dude are you for real?

If you were up against a state-of-the-art military, that was nuke capable would you want to use similar weapon systems or radioactive spiders? Hell if my enemy only had spiders for defense I'd throw a party...and get the "Mission Accomplished" banner ready to soar.

Think about it. Does it even make sense?

Maybe the remote viewers veered off course and into a Hollywood prop room.

- Lee