Remote Viewers see Giant Iranian Radiation/Gene splicing Terrrorist Spider Project, page 3

This thread is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for starting it, OP, I was having one of those days, definitely needed the laugh (and a special thanks for the contained-spider pic/post from SystemiK).

However, on somewhat more of a serious note (and no offense intended at all, dirkboy, this just caught me off-guard), who really knows what Mahmoud is up to over there to have The Decider & Co. so upset that they want to crash Iran? . . apparently elsewhere the human-cow embryo project is well-underway.

Perhaps the minotaur was not just an ancient Greek myth.

Genetically-modified spiders?
Why not? . . we are increasingly being force-fed cloned/genetically-modified food, so I've heard (and it sometimes tastes like) . . .

reply to post by Keyhole

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I'm pretty sure that'a a Nutria rat...
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reply to post by dirkboy

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GIANT SPIDERS!!! *(speaks in comlink) AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!!!


good lord, giant spiders, yet..

Ok, I was doing a little research on the Giant Spiders, and I think I found proof that they do exist.

I found this picture.


Then I found this picture.


This has me a little scared, maybe this thing can handle the creatures.


I guess only time will tell.

reply to post by Karlhungis

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I hear they are going to unleash giant spiders on Tel Aviv. We have got to attack them with our own giant roaches before they do this.

Originally posted by eyes2open
I didn't believe this at first, then I found this!

Oh THE tears poring down my cheeks from laughing OMG

I might make this my new avatar.

who is the guys head on the spider?
I feel kinda bad for him really....talk about SPIDERMAN


[edit on 22-5-2008 by theRiverGoddess]

reply to post by Keyhole

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I understand size and mass would be limited, were it not for the anti-gravity, electromagnetic levitation nodes located in the lower ventricular thoracic ....crying...

Thanks everybody

reply to post by Damocles

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I hate it, I simply HATE it when people steal my evil ideas and try to implement them with their feeble HUMAN brains. Mad Science is a delicate art form. One must be a genius and completely insane for the unspeakable horrors developed in our labs to work.

While I am sure the Iranian government has some fine mad scientists, they simply cannot understand the full implications that a giant radioactive spider would cause on a world stage.

Now the fundamental problem with giant radioactive spiders is of course control. The control chip implanted in their mammoth mutated cerrabellum cannot function well with the added strain of the multiple ocular stimuli. It makes for too much input on the CPU!

Now hamsters on the other hand! the binocular vision and lack of color receptors in the eye make it a fine example of a creature that can receive massive doses of gamma radiation and be allowed to mutate to gigantic proportions. The control chip has much more processing power in the frontal lobe and less strain because of outside stimuli.

YOU EVIL MONSTERS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HELL YOU WILL BRING ABOUT ON THE EARTH!

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