Well, if this isn't reason enough to bomb them back to the stone age, I don't know what is. Evil Iranians and their massive mutant spiders can't be trusted.

Originally posted by Rook1545
But in all seriousness, how could anyone think this story is in any way shape of form even remotely possible?

Emphasis on remote, huh?

Yeah, it's a bunch of poo doo.

These remote viewers and psychics are really startling to rattle my last electron.

Of course if anyone says enough things enough times they're going to be relatively correct about something, but we can all do that.

[edit on 22-5-2008 by LastOutfiniteVoiceEternal]

....and they're building a Death Star too

Seriously, those remote viewers need to get out more. I daydream about a tribe of curvaceous amazons capturing me for breeding purposes.... it's a lot more fun

This is no joke people.....they are already loose in the public sector!!!




Luckily for the population of London, they seem to be able to be contained by crowd control fencing. Though one would expect that future generations of these eugenically motivated, radioactively engineered, city crunching, jet munching, mutant monsters may well be given the ability to outmanouver such constraints.

Stay tuned......surely we have not seen the last of this arachnid archrival to humanity!

mmmm amazons....

anyway, ill make a deal with anyone out there who can "remote view"

i have a series of monetary bills on my desk, all fanned out and in a random order but they are all quite visible on my desk...anyone who can tell me how much is there and in what order the bills are arranged (on their first guess) and they can have the money. (its significantly more than 15 dollars lol) if they can tell me that then ill pay them off and ill believe their story about mutant iranian spiders, cuz my question is specific enough to rule out chance i think

also, how do they pose a threat to aircraft specifically? spiderwebs? are autos then safe or are they just as boned?

[edit on 22-5-2008 by Damocles]

Terminex has a group of top scientists in an underground bunker at NORAD working on the world's largest bug spray can as we speak.

The question is, can someone be found just crazy enough to strap themselves to the can and hold down the giant spray button as its dropped from a stealth bomber?

Has anyone seen Bruce Willis lately?

Think about it.

Originally posted by SystemiK

What retarded idiot ok'd that to be in their city?

lol

oh man. I haven' had this good of a laugh in awhile.

Giant Spiders, huh? Guess we should load the chemtrail planes with Hot SHot and Black Flag Spider Killing Spray

Originally posted by super70
The question is, can someone be found just crazy enough to strap themselves to the can and hold down the giant spray button as its dropped from a stealth bomber?

Slim Pickens is the only man truly capable of the job....




Sadly though, he's already "been there....done that", it did not end well for him.

Originally posted by Damocles
anyway, ill make a deal with anyone out there who can "remote view"
[edit on 22-5-2008 by Damocles]

Remote viewing is very real. The problem is, its hit and miss and is a mystery as to "how it works."
Scientists can't explain the mysteries of quantum mechanics, and yet this is also real.

Take particle A and measure its spin, then entangle it with particle B.
Now separate the particles, moving particle B a billion light years away from particle A. Now measure particle A once more, in doing so, you have instantly affected particle B, although it is a billion light years away. How is this possible? it seems some forces are in effect regardless of "space and time." It appears that once two particles have been "entangled", they are forever linked. If you believe in the "big bang", then at one point everything was once entangled, and now is not.

Failure to understand these laws doesn't nullify their existence.

Originally posted by super70
Failure to understand these laws doesn't nullify their existence.

and just because i dont "believe" doesnt mean i automatically "disbelieve". just because someone says they can do something doesnt mean im going to say they cant, it just means id sure like a demonstration that leaves chance as a very small variable in the equation.

my offer is very real and if i didnt think it was possible i wouldnt have made it. but before im going to start worrying about mutant spiders from iran id sure like a demonstration of the method used to gain this intel.

i dont think that makes me a bad person.

of course by quantum physics standards, if i look at the money on my desk ive changed the outcome of the experiment so...guess its a crap shoot huh? or is it only if i count the money?

[edit on 22-5-2008 by Damocles]

Well, time to pull out the Moritas and call Johnny Rico and the Starship Troopers in order to engage this arachnid threat, wouldn't you agree?

OMG...will someone remove those hideous sculptures posted in this thread...they're making me want to puke? Is that art?

BTW...I am sooo adding this thread to the list on my profile page. Thanks for the info-tainment.

[edit on 22/5/08 by kosmicjack]