reply to post by anusualusa
Also, the U.S. could annex Canada at any time if it so desired. It doesn't need to because Canada is its bitch. Although Canada has been trying to
take over the U.S. with its army of comedians who have become U.S. celebrities.
I predict all Canadian-American celebrities ill congregate at the Aspen Comedy Festival and use their quirky wit to quipnotize the American
populace.
Maybe, but try this on.
Why you ask, would the peace-loving good neighbor type Americans ever want to occupy our cold and largely snowbound neighbor, Canada?
W A T E R!
It would not be all that hard to run pipelines from the Great Bear Lake and Great Slave Lake down to Los Angeles and Phoenix! Viola! Two of our major
water shortfall cities would be supplied with more than enough water to get us into Century22. By that time we will have nuclear powered
desalinization plants ready to go on-line.
Some Americans are so wrought up in our plainly visible GREATNESS and smug over our very own version of DEMOCRACY that we have actually given much
thought to ALLOWING Canada to join us! Yup, for you history buffs, look here what we said to the Canucks in 1775:
Articles of Confederation,
Article XI.
Canada acceding to this confederation, and adjoining in the measures of the United States, shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages
of this Union; but no other colony shall be admitted into the same, unless such admission be agreed to by nine States.
[It is also noteworthy that the name United States of America was first employed in the Articles. See]
Article I: The Stile of this Confederacy shall be "The United States of America." www.yale.edu...
And this last bit of trivia but this one for Americans. In the
War of 1812, acting under the strongest expectations the Canadians would rush to
join the US in its war against Great Britain, we invaded Canada in 1813. But instead of swooning the Canadians rebuffed the US forces. This angered
the US Army so it did the Christian thing and burned the capital of Canada, then called YORK which today is known as Toronto. (Today's capital of
Canada is of course Ottawa).
In 1814, The British giving tit for tat burned our own capital city, Washington DC. Fortunately for the US, the Brits were too busy engaging with
Napoleon to make a full scale effort over here, otherwise we might be singing "God Save the Queen" at baseball games. Thus was won what is sometimes
called the
Second War of Independence.
Beer. I was introduced to Canadian beer long ago when stationed at Loring AFB, Limestone, ME, just across the border from the lovely but smallish city
of Edmundsonton, in New Brunswick, where we AF-types would retreat to drink Moosehead, unavailable at the State of Maine liquor stores.
Quebeckers are still smarting from the whipping give them by General Wolfe on the Plains of Abraham (1759) and can’t decide whether to go it alone
or not. Typically French, they must be the English speaking Canadians cross to bear. In 2006, hoping to lay the issue to rest, the Canadian House of
Commons passed a symbolic motion recognizing the "Québécois as a nation within Canada."
[edit on 05/05/2008 by donwhite]