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Originally posted by ls1cameric
Get a large funnel, about 12" in diameter, a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil and wrap the foil around the funnel until it's completely covered inside and out and place it on your head. When it's midnight and a full moon, go outside in a highly populated area and start screaming at the top of your lungs. "I KNOW YOU SONS OF B**CH'S ARE OUT THERE, COME AND GET ME"....
When the cops show up, run... If they catch you, you can tell them you are a prophet and were just trying to communicate with the ET's.
It'll work.... Trust me!