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RealisticExpectations

posted on May, 21 2008 @ 10:46 AM
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Greetings!

I'm John, aka RealisticExpectations. I joined because my partner ordered me to, though I'm not at liberty to say if a gun was involved. I hope, in my own way, to curb the numerous outbursts in arguments by appealing to both sides and subtlety turning them into my mindless drones. Not the most realistic expectation in the world, but then again I might well be a government institution infiltrating your ranks and attempting to gain trust with coy jokes and corny one-liners.

I wish you all a pleasant day and hope to do battle with none of you soon.

Toodle pip!


kosmicjack

posted on May, 21 2008 @ 10:56 AM
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Welcome to ATS.

BTW, half the members on here are already mindless drones, so you have a head start. Now you just have to figure out which ones they are. Get to it.


cnm1976

posted on May, 21 2008 @ 10:26 PM
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Welcome to the ATS community. You will fit in well with a great since of humour like that.

Hope you find all the answers you are looking for. Contact me via U2U if you have any questions on how to do things on ATS.


pstiffy

posted on May, 22 2008 @ 11:34 PM
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Hiya John...

Welcome to ATS



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